Xander

Xander loves pissing in his grandmas mouth and is really fat and runs around the school naked while injecting himself with tren he is also diabetic so after he runs around naked he runs to the lunchroom naked and twerks all over the food making it unedible then he punches graysen in the face then twerks on him

xander loves piss

by Sannegro445 May 5, 2025

Xander

English pronunciation of the Spanish word "Sancho."

Tim was labelled as "Xander" as he never used the front door, only the back.

by JQuazzaaa January 14, 2021

Xander

Xander is amazing and fit

I saw Xander today

by Fern.xx December 6, 2020

Xander

A GAY FuCK that will occasionally lie on your lap. He normally hangs out with girls and desperately wants a girlfriend. He is not very resilient and will DOB on you. he will cry from the easiest things.

WOW!! he is a real Xander

by NOBULLYBRO June 17, 2019

Xander

well a Xander is a weird type of person that almost no one understands apart from the people close to him and well of course him.The Xander type is known for accidentally getting in love scenario he didn't want to be in and he's probably gay just ask your local Xander, i would know i am one.

someone''Jesus you hear about Xander i heard he's gay''
someone 2 '' yeah i heard that as well lol ''

by someone named xander December 13, 2019

Xander

His ass is so big you could fit a Mack truck up it.
Xander is known for hiding in the bathroom, fucking Xander 2.0, and spending $5000 of his college fund to jerk off to I love you colonel sanders.

“Xander is so hot 🥵”

by 1010789 February 23, 2024

Xander

Sociopathic man who is manipulative and selfish. Also very short and fat.

You are such a xander.

by B3lac724 June 23, 2024