1. Drink a bunch of moonshine
2. Find a lady from Kentucky who doesn't have any teeth.
3. Convince her to give you a blow job.
4. When ejaculating in her mouth, smack her in the back of the head.
5. When she chokes and snorts out your moonshine-riden cum through her nose, light it on fire.
2. Find a lady from Kentucky who doesn't have any teeth.
3. Convince her to give you a blow job.
4. When ejaculating in her mouth, smack her in the back of the head.
5. When she chokes and snorts out your moonshine-riden cum through her nose, light it on fire.
by natronbomb December 22, 2014
When one applies a smudge of vicks vaporub to the tip of ones penis (or equivalent) and then proceeds to have sex with ones unsuspecting partner. After a while, the partner starts to burn from the inside - just like a swedish torch!
by Mojay187 July 21, 2024
by Lovemyer July 12, 2018
Klondike bar + 1oz of vodka + 5ml Tabasco sauce + 3 grams of ghost pepper extract on the reservoir tip of the condom, lit on fire and shoved in someone's ass doggy style while screaming all roads lead to Rome!
Yo I was feeling extravagant so I gave this wild Russian bitch a roman torch.
Camile said the Klondike bar was too cold and reminded her of taking a suppository when constipated, so I decided to spice things up by giving that hoe a Roman torch.
In Russia the vodka is so cheap, and the winter is cold, so I decided to try the Roman Torch with a Slavic prostitute. Needless to say, she was surprised.
Camile said the Klondike bar was too cold and reminded her of taking a suppository when constipated, so I decided to spice things up by giving that hoe a Roman torch.
In Russia the vodka is so cheap, and the winter is cold, so I decided to try the Roman Torch with a Slavic prostitute. Needless to say, she was surprised.
by Don Pingon' November 02, 2019
When two people are bumping uglies and the girl sets the guys pubes on fire and they have to fuck the flames out
Hey dude, did Torrie and you torch a tree last night? You're walking kinda funny.
Hell yeah dude! Shit was FLAME!
Hell yeah dude! Shit was FLAME!
by T town March 21, 2018
Because she had felt of his body in full cry, and therefore appreciated the ampleness of his...credentials, Elizabeth had harboured a certainty she would not be taken unawares when she saw them. Yet, she could not help but stare (by reason of its tumescence, his torch of love just so happened to be trained directly upon her and it was difficult to disregard). {Mr. Darcy Takes a Wife, Linda Berdoll}
by parkanian March 14, 2007
When you heat up a door handle and insert it rectally until it hits the partners small intestine and burns a hole through it. While the partner is fingering themself until there is blood.
by Big Black Nightmare January 23, 2025