Sami Almasri

He is a fake Masri, he likes touching nips very much. Whoever gets their nips touched by him will become bruised.

Oh no my nips are cumming because of Sami Almasri

by Big Bhudda 69 February 24, 2022

Sami

Someone who thinks they're bad but really they got violated by every mother fucker they see. They also copy jokes from everyone because they're wet bitches. They got the tiniest dick because they think that they're cool and strong just because they lifted a weight

"Not gonna lie yeah your such a Sami"
"Who's that beg flexing with a car that's not even his"
"Don't you know? That's Sami"

by Sjishfjai April 29, 2019

Halo Sami

Always plays Halo. Usually declines invitations outside. Loves to create excuses when asked out, on the prethesis of just playing video games. Likes to take a piss out of other's life, like it's a Call of Duty chat, tho in reality people aren't like that.

What a fucking loser.

Shut up Halo Sami, this isn't a Cod chat.
Assburger.

by Jukseli February 13, 2021

Sami-Jane

Woman with a heart of gold, and the gift of gab. She will take the shirt off her back to help a stranger and can turn your frown upside down.

A little bit crazy tho...... Probably.

That Sami-Jane really knows how to put a smile on my face.

by Sami-Janr May 3, 2022

mohammed sami

a cool guy good at dragon ball legends but a very gay goofball A yung yute who could also smack anyone up

ah that guy mohammed sami is a real goofball innit?
yeah

by zakashi community manager January 11, 2021

Sami house

A metaphor used for people who complain about everything, despite being wealthy and happy in life.

Person 1: "Oh my life is terrible! everything sucks!"

Person 2: "Don't be stupid, you live in a Sami house."

by ohnomyroofleaking July 16, 2025

Salvation Sami

Salvations are natural alpha males. They have no need or desire to impress. Even just their presence is enough to make your girlfriend contemplate breaking up with you. Salvations are born to throw hands and are also born with three legs 👀. They are usually tall, brown and always ready to throw down. Nonetheless, they like keeping to themselves and enjoy their peace and quiet. So don't be mislead, or you'll meet his third leg.
They live by one saying,
#Try Jesus not me, cause I throw hands.

Salvation Sami is Handsome

by CzZuP November 23, 2021