taint smell

taint smell is the intoxicating, cock-stiffening aroma of the area between a guy's asshole and his nutsack.

The taint smell of all the other cadets in our pod gives me an instant boner!

by USAF Cadet July 21, 2021

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girly smell

the natural clean smell of a girls lunchbox (pussy)

guy- mmmm baby I love your girly smell
girl- OMG.....lick it.....

by gh56 November 08, 2007

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Golden Smell

A symbol with the phrase "Golden Smell" printed on a generic brand of bamboo chopsticks, often found at Chineese buffet's. It may be a large scale misprint that has been overlooked for years, or it may have an actual meaning hitherto and still amorphous.

If these chopsticks do not have the Golden Smell I will not use them.

by Borg Burger Dick July 07, 2008

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Smell this milk

A command given by a friend/roommate/family member that carries more weight than a triple dog dare. When told to "smell this milk," the person commanded is entered into a forced obligation where they must take a whiff of the milk presented by the one holding it. There is no backing out or saying no. This is usually done at a point where the milk's smell will most likely induce vomiting in the smeller.

This can be done as a rude joke or as a valuable test to see if the milk is still good to drink.

Rude Joke form:
P1: "Dude, I just checked my mini-fridge after getting back from vacation and you have GOT to Smell This Milk."

P2:"God damnit, alright. Bring it over here."

Test form:
P1: "I just bought this dank cereal. Come over here and Smell This Milk. Do you think it's still good to drink?"

P2: "Seems fine to me."

by comaduck August 10, 2009

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Crotcho Smell

Another name for Taco Bell because it rhymes and can make your crotchal area smell due to the mega farts and leakage.

Jordan: "Hey man I'm ready to eat something that will make me shit myself."
Nathan: "You must mean Crotcho Smell! Hell yeah I want some!"
Jordan: "Damnit I am so happy right now!"

by Jerry III April 10, 2011

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