Satan's Reach Around

Putting hot sauce or chill pepper on one's finger and then placing the fingers into the ass or vagina of another.

I was with this chick last weekend she gave me Satan's Reach Around. Last time I have tacos on a date!

by aestrophUnicorn February 27, 2019

(Halo) Reach Fever

The disease you tell your friends, co-workers and boss that you have when you stay home from school to play Halo Reach. The person with Halo Reach Fever usually wont include the word "Halo"

Nick: Dude, why weren't you at school today?

Milan: *fake cough* (Halo) Reach Fever, man. That shits pretty intense.

Nick: I heard about that shit. It's pretty deadly.

by Joe Grindle October 15, 2010

Eskimo Reach Around

A sex act where a male or female places a ice cube under their partners balls, then attempt to jerk them off from behind and get them to finish before the ice cube melts.

Oh my god Brenden, i gave patrick the quickest Eskimo Reach Around last night.

by asorie July 14, 2023

Bladed Reach Around

The act of cutting ones genitals off with a knife.

The phrase first appeared in Song Reader: the musical

"If you don't pay me by the end of the week, I'll give you one of my bladed reach around specials."

by Yuri Andropov July 21, 2016

The Jason Reach-Around

When you annoy a Quirky, Gay, Dumbass, White kid who is the son of a cop and thinks he's a badass. And he ends up grabbing your balls to make you stop

I annoyed Jason with a flashlight so he pulled The Jason Reach-Around to try and take it away. Needless to say, I felt violated

by 07042016 July 3, 2016

Bible Grove Reach

A tabletop maneuver that hails from Bible Grove Illinois, but could have possibly started in Lexington Kentucky.

The Bible Grove reach is when you reach over the table to get something because nobody will pass it to you

Ma: let me just do a bible grove reach *reaches over the table to get salt*

by Chronic fall November 14, 2019

Gratuitous reach around

From behind, reaching under the armpits and grabbing a woman's breasts.

I slipped behind the woman and gave her a gratuitous reach around.

by ClassicFZ December 9, 2017