by Bunny Man 123 September 06, 2019
When a man gets on all fours and a woman or significant other sticks their finger in your rectal cavity while jerking you off from behind
I was leaving the bar with my homies got home and the next thing I know she broke me off with the old pump and stroke
by 74Batman1987 May 30, 2017
Another term for masturbating. Coined by the late comedian Robert Schimmel in a satirical song he wrote called the "jack shack".
Mom: Willy!
Willy: Yea?
Mom: You're not pumping the pickle in there, are you?
Willy (in panic): Uh, um, no. I'm pooping.
Mom: Oh, okay.
Willy: Yea?
Mom: You're not pumping the pickle in there, are you?
Willy (in panic): Uh, um, no. I'm pooping.
Mom: Oh, okay.
by Stitzie November 01, 2010
melissa was really constipated and had to get mud pumped; jose had to mud pump annie after she ate the twice baked spaghetti; howard was mud pumping the shit out of andrew after he ate his calzone.
by robbartles May 20, 2010
A pumpernickel-wrapped handjob from a gluten-tolerant African American woman. Also a type of pumpernickel.
by SurveyApe August 12, 2017
Another term for getting fucked over
Like the term ass raped, but penis pumped instead (not the literal)
Like the term ass raped, but penis pumped instead (not the literal)
by Mr.Ection August 05, 2021
by CS Realist April 29, 2013