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crackhead picnic

A gathering of the finest crackheads. Typically involving lots of cigs, alcohol (typically 40s), and of course, crack. These picnics have been known to take place outside of churches, in bushes, or on roofs. There is no food at a crackhead picnic! Only vices...
My life is full of crackhead picnics. College taught me how to manage my crackhead picnic.
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Drizzy picnic

A day time event or picnic where you get fucked up
Lets have a drizzy picnic and do lots of drugs or drink
by Snappyeyez June 25, 2014
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Picnic basket

A person's hidden bag of fetishes. The things you don't even admit to your besties.
I'll tell you one fetish but I'm not showing you my whole picnic basket on the first date.
by laszlomann July 30, 2014
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picnic buzz

Noun: A state of alcoholic intoxication achieved by maintaining a 2-2.5 drink buzz for 2-4 hours (as one would do at a picnic or barbecue), characterized by happiness easing into a general malaise and the feeling you're headed for a nap as soon as you get home.
Playing cornhole is way more fun when you've got a good picnic buzz going on.
by puzzfuzz December 10, 2013
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go have a picnic

It means that Hillibush puts food (like small sandwiches with no crust) in a basket and then him and his friends go to a field, or beach, or top of a mountain, and they lay a blanket on the ground and sit down and eat it. Therefore, he thinks he shouldn't be the only one and tells other people they should do the same.

In short, an activity you do with your friends.
by YepThatHappened April 4, 2015
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French Picnic

To give or receive oral sex in a beautiful outdoor setting.
My wife and I enjoyed a French Picnic on a empty Caribbean beach.
by shniggs September 14, 2015
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a sandwich short of a picnic

When someone is missing a marble or two, or one beer short of a six pack, basically and idiot who isn’t all there
That guy can’t tie his own shoelace.” “He must be a sandwich short of a picnic.”
by Dank farts August 22, 2019
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