by squashi_mitsu August 13, 2004

Contrary to what most believe, the word Potato (capital P) is actually colloquial terminolgy for the male reproductive organ, also know to many as a penis.
by rawrsterrrrr May 12, 2006

person one: "hey man can you pour me a shot?"
person two: "DUDE! Do you want us to get in trouble? call them potatoes."
person one : "okay... pass me the potatoes"
person two: "DUDE! Do you want us to get in trouble? call them potatoes."
person one : "okay... pass me the potatoes"
by TeeONE January 29, 2015

potato is a stupid word stupid little kids use to try and be funny but theyre not becuase they have no brain cells
by thathandleisusedbysomeoneelse October 15, 2019

-She has some great potatoes
-I had some great potatoes at 6 o'clock (meaning that there is a girl with a nice rack behind you)
-Nice taters
-I had some great potatoes at 6 o'clock (meaning that there is a girl with a nice rack behind you)
-Nice taters
by Mr Kappa Chi February 14, 2004

A root-type vegetable grown underground that can be prepared in a number of ways. Also Nefclock's favorate food.
Nefclock: Are you going to eat that potato?
Someone: -___-
Nefclock: WELL??
Someone: NO, OK?!?
Nefclock: YAY!! *eats potato at speed of Mach2*
Someone: -___-
Nefclock: WELL??
Someone: NO, OK?!?
Nefclock: YAY!! *eats potato at speed of Mach2*
by Loveclock February 1, 2005

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes
1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.
2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.
3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.
Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes
1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.
2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.
3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.
Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016
