Lamp Fucker

Someone who has gone through sexual inter course with a lamp.
Miami is a well known lamp fucker. I hope the Lamp Police Department and Federal Lamp Protection Service don’t catch him.
by NFLC Random June 01, 2022
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Lava lamp

When you jizz inside of a full coke bottle with multiple people and close the bottle tight so it gives the appearance of an unopened bottle and give it to the person you hate the most
by Rellikjr. January 05, 2017
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Fat Lamp

A synonym for safe, respect, nuff love etc. Generally condoning the actions or feelings of the event or person in question.
Alex: Hey man, some guy just tortilla'd my girl, so i smashed him over the head with my bottle of stella.

Matt: Fat Lamp bro, he had that coming.
by rockgod78 July 14, 2010
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lamp zone

The physical point where you are so low down in the friend zone that you are considered nothing but a laminate object, SO BASICALLY YOUR FUCKED MY FRIEND.
"oh Johnny you make such a great table for setting my coffee on!" lamp zone my freind
by obamacare1111 December 09, 2013
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lamp shade

A fun thing to put on your head at parties...
Mother: Why is there a lamp shade on your head?
Son: 'Cause I was at a fricken' awesome party!
by Mary Beth30570 May 25, 2008
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Lamp post

Something people like to commit random drunk acts around.
by shlovesyou April 19, 2009
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