hobo speak

the random blabble that the generic hobo will say

Hobo: You wanna know whats wrong with the government?
Me: uhhhh....oook
Hobo: They try and teach us prospierty so we can be sucessful but Bush doesn't even know where they buried the survivors!
Me: I see.... <_<
Me(to friends who didn't hear this): I JUST HEARD THE BEST HOBO SPEAK!

by StJlMMY February 14, 2006

Hobo socks

Having socks where your toes hang out the holes at the ends.

Hey Brendan those hobo socks reek. I don't see why you don't just throw them away.

by Brendan Davidowich January 14, 2008

Globo-hobo

Somebody who has lived in various places in the world as a result of being the child of diplomats or travelling parents but doesn't really identify with any specific nationality or culture.

Yo so you were born in Germany, grew up in Mexico and Thailand but you now live in South Africa??! Shit man you are such a Globo-Hobo!

by Sir Spankelot November 29, 2010

educated hobo

One who has graduated from penultimate hipster status, the educated hobo embodies various attributes from all walks of life, including those of the hipster, nerd, and mountain man variety. The educated hobo can oftentimes be seen grokking about. There can only be one educated hobo in existence.

Tyrel currently holds the status of educated hobo. He can be seen with and without a beard.

by jacksinferno March 11, 2011

Hobo Footing

To find a homeless person, amputate their foot, and use it to sexually stimulate a woman.

'...I remember with fondness the frolics of my youth. The summer weekends of 1928 were particularly ranmbunctious, as myself and my good friend Archibald would get skagged up the early evening and and spend the rest of the night Hobo Footing...' - Hemondsworth Bavishay

by H, Steve, James January 19, 2008

Hobo Joe

A small balding man in his 40's with a handlebar moustache. He is known to hold meaningless jobs (i.e. pumping shit out of porta-johns).

Look at the guy traveling in that pick-up truck with the davelin camper on the back. He is Hobo Joe.

by bungholebandit,browneyeinspect March 5, 2010

Hobo Squat

The act of a homeless person taking an obscenely violent shit in an exposed area for all to see

Jim: Man, I saw this guy taking a hobo squat right in the middle of the crosswalk while I was at the intersection!

Bob: That's gross bro, you shoulda thrown something at him.

by Drastil October 21, 2009