John Glenn Westland

Home of the rockets! If you want to be hoed or heartbroken, this is the place to be! Our football team is the munchiest in the nation, and our cheer team follows along to make a perfect match! Everyone is ran through, people light blunts in the bathrooms/locker rooms , and dick is more free than the wigs pulled off in the multiple fights every week! Not to mention we’re the second to worst athletic school in the KLAA east division, after #WayneMemorial ofc! Most people who attend this school don’t know the difference of “your” and “you’re” but, hey, at least our girls bowling team won the state championship!

Boy1: wtddd where you from btc
Girl1: john glenn westland! ;)
Boy1: ah hell nah, when’s the last time y’all won a football game?
Girl1: idk :( those boys just need a little more support :(, can I make it up with some head? :(
Boy1: oh, you nasty rocket.

by Arealassbtc December 6, 2022

Glenn Felicano

Glenn Felicano is the king of Ohio. He loves Gwen Stacy and any girl that haves blonde hair. He sucks dick for Game Pass and he loves spending his money on V-bucks. He's Catchphrase is "YOOOO BROOO" and "GUUUUUYS"

Glenn Felicano Loves Gwen Stacy

by WackyDoodoofart October 3, 2023

How does this affect Glenn?

When learning of a situation or issue, and in reality if has no real effect on you or your life.

When I heard about the bus route being permanently cancelled I asked “How does this affect Glenn?”

by Shrav2112 December 26, 2023

Glenn

A person who is always makes jokes but half of the time it doesn't make sense.He has alot of feelings for someone as soon as he falls in love with a girl's name Shania.

Glenn is very caring.
People use him for his feelings.
They hurt you in every way they possibly can.
Get a life.

by Whoever's he's up to October 7, 2019

bogus glenn

a man so incredibly bogus he is just nifty e garms snus glenn glenn glenn

did you hear about crust?
he is bogus glenn

by Diksuk the big January 23, 2024

Glenn

the biggest degenerate you will meet in your life. Literal dog brain will chase a laser point if presented.

“Whats glenns problem he always seems off?”
“Idk bro”

by eljefedon October 31, 2021

Glenn Wright

The process of spending all your money on useless shit and proceiving yourself as a god like figure.

One who eats to much carbs, and does not show gains. Just fat.

"Did you check out that glenn wright and his corvette..."

"yeah bro seems like a total douche bag"

by GM LOVE March 18, 2014