Glenn

the biggest degenerate you will meet in your life. Literal dog brain will chase a laser point if presented.

“Whats glenns problem he always seems off?”
“Idk bro”

by eljefedon October 31, 2021

Glenn Net

When someone has abyssmal internet

Bro, this game is legit unplayable with this Glenn Net

by RealSikon September 5, 2021

Glenn Net

An abysmal internet connect, typically owned by Glenns.

Bro, this game is legit unplayable with Glenn Net

by RealSikon September 5, 2021

Glenn

Glenn is a synonym for 'prowl'.
To 'Glenn' is to wait in the woods and watch from between the leaves with a magnet and rope in hand.

Person 1 : Dude, stop Glenning!
Person 2 : But I've found so much metal!

by alabaster32 September 10, 2021

Glenn

A older guy who can’t admit he’s getting old. Someone who uses out of date slang.

My dad is being such a Glenn.

by LaylaaRoo September 11, 2021

jamesing the glenn

When you masturbate but want to sound cool to your friends.

I don't goon. I be jamesing my glenn some times.

Yo I'm Jamesing the glenn rn.

by Bradley Martyn's Sweaty Hat October 3, 2024

Glenn Rhee’d

The act of getting your head smashed in.

I was playing The Last of Us and Joel got Glenn Rhee’d

by itzmillicent June 26, 2025