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Garlic Bread

1) Best food you will have in your entire miserable life
2) God
3) For some reason, the official asexual food
1) Yo, this garlic bread hits harder than a 2023 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 RST!
2) Garlic Bread is what we worship
3) I have no fucking idea what to put. The ace people decided garlic bread is their food now, I guess.
by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz December 24, 2022
mugGet the Garlic Breadmug.

garlic poo

Garlic poo is when it comes out of your bum.
by Debskelly1985 March 4, 2023
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Garlic sausage

The name of a sexual act, when a person eats a lot of garlic before giving a blowjob.
My cock is still stinky from that garlic sausage I received the other day.
by Onrops September 18, 2018
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garlic

Grim gipping rank rancid manky minging vile foul disgusting revolting stinky smelly sordid horrible hideous sickening shit people actually eat and then it oozes out of all their holes constantly for days and can be smelled from miles around.
Eww garlic's manky as shit that's been festering in a box of maggots
by MYOB you nosy bastards August 26, 2019
mugGet the garlicmug.

Garlic Jim

A sexual act where the male covers his genitals in garlic butter before beginning coitus
He gave her a Garlic Jim after they got done with their pizza.
by anonymous February 21, 2024
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Cheese and Garlic

The phrase "Cheese and Garlic" was brought to this world by a fellow called Macy. She is a bit of a Noob. Don't tell her. But she invented the fine masterpiece that is cheese and garlic. Cheese means Pro. Garlic means Noob. :)
your friend walks into a room with a plate of cheese and garlic. You are filming her and she goes:
"ChEeSe aNd GaRLiC"
Comedy gold
by biggestpro1 October 26, 2019
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