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Garfield

A man that gets as much phat wet pussy as Garfield (the cat) and Andrew Garfield
by Gabby.gaby December 21, 2021
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Garfield

To me tired, pissed off, fed up with, or hungry for lasagna.
Tom: "I'm so garfield right now bruh, like you don't even know"

Jack: "Bro quit playing, I'm so garfield I could eat 5 lasagna's"

Matt: "You garfield bro?"
by soGarfieldBruh October 1, 2014
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God has many names but his most famous is Garfield

i sure do love to get my reality ripped apart by the lord of darkness God has many names but his most famous is Garfield
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garfield gooner

A girl who goons their boyfriend in the Garfield movie (2024) and is usually named Liv
by Schizophrenic Urban June 6, 2024
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andrew garfield’s quint owner

just like the good old busby fandom owners, kiara is andrew garfield’s certified quint owner. she rightfully claimed this spot and it can NOT be shared. anyone who tries to take andrew garfield’s current and only quint owner’s place has a fate of going 100000 years to prison. a part from getting a nice busby fandom canceling ofc.
person 1: did you see someone claimed to be andrew garfield’s quint owner?

person 2: no way!! that’s kiaras spot only
by andrewgarfieldspotbrownie February 18, 2022
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Garfield

THE SON, FATHER, AND HOLY GHOST ALL IN ONE, HE IS GOD HIMSELF. ALL HAIL THE FAT CAT
GARFIELD IS GOD, CHANGE MY MIND, I DARE YOU
by I am Asian, you disappoint December 15, 2021
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Garfield

1- Lasagna ocelot
2- lazy fat cat
3- our lord and savior
Garfield, you fat cat, why are you so lazy and fat
by Fuccyou2022022010230 January 28, 2022
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