derbied

derbied
/dərpiəd/
INFORMAL
exclamation
1.
used as a substitute for a negative verb, regarded as meaningless or stupid, or to comment on a foolish or stupid action.

Tyler Parker derbied when sending that text.

by PewbNoob June 20, 2019

Kentucky Derby

When you're hitting your bitch from behind and you stick both fingers up her corresponding nostrils like a bridal. Use those reins to gain full control of the pony.

"how did you place in the Kentucky Derby last night"

"Dude...let's just say Seabiscut is in retirement"

by Mick503 March 29, 2017

kentucky dildo derby

When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.

I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.

by PeterPoot69 July 8, 2017

Mushroom Derby

A pie flavour at the Cottage Bakehouse in Kingsland

Darnell - Hey did you get a Mushroom Derby for lunch?
Jamie - Nah g

by Olaf McNamara-Ramirez March 8, 2017

Golden Derby

When a group of elderly women use strap on to gang rape somebody.

I heard those ladies have golden derby on the farm.

by Fluffaroo November 1, 2019

derby day

A day in which Archie, Joe, Ben and Tyler all play each other on Sneefa 20.

Ben: "WHO'S READY FOR FUCKING DERBY DAY BOYS?"
Tyler: "Who"

by benji2004 November 21, 2020

kentucky derby anal piledriver

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Nigga you truly are a kentucky derby anal piledriver pulling up on that migrant camp.

by black doofenshmirtz April 2, 2021