A particularly intentional effort by someone religious to express very publicly and loudly their intention to "pray" for their opposition/target of their aggression in a disingenuous attempt to appear righteous
"I will pray for you so that the lord may save you from yourself" = a crocodile prayer
-insert any aggressive or faked expression of religious faith driven wording to use their religion against others-
-insert any aggressive or faked expression of religious faith driven wording to use their religion against others-
by HiddenVisage June 8, 2024
Get the Crocodile Prayermug. amaya: luke is a very hot guy ;)
crocodiles : amay ai boir yypo
Crocodiles (subfamily Crocodylinae) or true crocodiles are large aquatic reptiles that live throughout the tropics in Africa, Asia, the Americas and Australia. Crocodylinae, all of whose members are considered true crocodiles, is classified as a biological subfamily. A broader sense of the term crocodile, Crocodylidae that includes Tomistoma, is not used in this article. The term crocodile here applies to only the species within the subfamily of Crocodylinae. The term is sometimes used even more loosely to include all extant members of the order Crocodilia, which includes the alligators and caimans (family Alligatoridae), the gharial and false gharial (family Gavialidae), and all other living and fossil Crocodylomorpha.
Although they appear similar, crocodiles, alligators and the gharial belong to separate biological families. The gharial, with its narrow snout, is easier to distinguish, while morphological differences are more difficult to spot in crocodiles and alligators. The most obvious external differences are visible in the head, with crocodiles having narrower and longer heads, with a more V-shaped than a U-shaped snout compared to alligators and caimans. Another obvious trait is that the upper and lower jaws of the crocodi
crocodiles : amay ai boir yypo
Crocodiles (subfamily Crocodylinae) or true crocodiles are large aquatic reptiles that live throughout the tropics in Africa, Asia, the Americas and Australia. Crocodylinae, all of whose members are considered true crocodiles, is classified as a biological subfamily. A broader sense of the term crocodile, Crocodylidae that includes Tomistoma, is not used in this article. The term crocodile here applies to only the species within the subfamily of Crocodylinae. The term is sometimes used even more loosely to include all extant members of the order Crocodilia, which includes the alligators and caimans (family Alligatoridae), the gharial and false gharial (family Gavialidae), and all other living and fossil Crocodylomorpha.
Although they appear similar, crocodiles, alligators and the gharial belong to separate biological families. The gharial, with its narrow snout, is easier to distinguish, while morphological differences are more difficult to spot in crocodiles and alligators. The most obvious external differences are visible in the head, with crocodiles having narrower and longer heads, with a more V-shaped than a U-shaped snout compared to alligators and caimans. Another obvious trait is that the upper and lower jaws of the crocodi
by minecrafter69 March 11, 2018
Get the crocodilesmug. Central cee: Crocodile tears u aint even crying why u swearing to God when u do not belive in Christ.
by dd_osmawifee May 28, 2024
Get the Crocodile tearsmug. Her: How can you drink raw eggs?
Him: I'll be fine. I have a crocodile stomach. I do it all the time.
Him: I'll be fine. I have a crocodile stomach. I do it all the time.
by SkoegangstQQpid January 16, 2023
Get the Crocodile Stomachmug. "Dude, whats up with Mike?" "I don't know, but it looks like he's being attacked by a Crocodile in the Sky."
by mrstrong360 November 23, 2011
Get the Crocodile in the Skymug. Laughing at something or someone not because you deem it funny, But based on other factors that may include: Friends laughing at it, It being socially acceptable/pressured to laugh, Someone tells a joke and you don't want them to feel bad so you laugh. This is very similar to Crocodile Tears in the matter that one party is tricking another party into thinking they feel a way they actually don't. This is similar to fake laughing but crocodile laughs are barely/not noticeable compared to fake laughing, you can usually tell if they are sincere or not.
This can also be inverted by not laughing at something you think is funny.
This can be a common practice in bullying or gaslighting when a group of people laugh at one joke but they don't think it's funny, they just want the other party to feel bad.
This can also be inverted by not laughing at something you think is funny.
This can be a common practice in bullying or gaslighting when a group of people laugh at one joke but they don't think it's funny, they just want the other party to feel bad.
Todd slipped and fell, everyone including Todd was laughing about it because they thought it was funny. I only laughed because my friends noticed my blank face and I wanted to be included, so I Crocodile Laughed...
by MountFox12 August 21, 2023
Get the Crocodile Laughmug. When one eats an excessively large portion of food in a single sitting which ends up taking a couple of days to digest. Usually accompanied with fasting.
"Hey Jim, we're going out for Mexican food, would you like to come? "
"Nah man, I ate a 5 pound steak at Earl's last night and I am working off crocodile gut."
"Nah man, I ate a 5 pound steak at Earl's last night and I am working off crocodile gut."
by rickmcclure October 14, 2016
Get the crocodile gutmug.