When at a party, while everybody is drinking, you are sipping on non-alcoholic beer.
The word and usage comes from the red cans of Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic beer.
Normally, red canning it, refers to Mormons who don't drink alcohol (5%), responsible people who don't drink alcohol(5%), or potential sex offenders who generally do drink alcohol but just are looking to "score" on a pissed-drunk young (most likely under-aged) woman (90%).
Despite the reason, every person red canning it, appears to be drinking and therefore:
1. receives no questions about not drinking;
2. does not appear gay;
3. receives minimal peer pressure;
4. gets all the numbers; and
5. makes out with all the girls who are drunk.
The word and usage comes from the red cans of Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic beer.
Normally, red canning it, refers to Mormons who don't drink alcohol (5%), responsible people who don't drink alcohol(5%), or potential sex offenders who generally do drink alcohol but just are looking to "score" on a pissed-drunk young (most likely under-aged) woman (90%).
Despite the reason, every person red canning it, appears to be drinking and therefore:
1. receives no questions about not drinking;
2. does not appear gay;
3. receives minimal peer pressure;
4. gets all the numbers; and
5. makes out with all the girls who are drunk.
Dude One: Dude Two! She totally made out with me while I was red canning it. I remember the whole thing!
Dude Two: Do you know what Megan's Law is?
Dude Two: Do you know what Megan's Law is?
by InsertPseudoNameHere January 15, 2011
I didnt have a chance to have a shower before happy hour so I just changed cloths and and grabbed a shower in a can
by banbanga February 08, 2010
1.pimpcans are the canes that pimps usually walk around with.Pimp cans are usually tackier than normal old man canes.
2.A fly set of ear phones
2.A fly set of ear phones
1.Don't make me smack you with my pimp cans bitch!
2. jeff:Damn son, those are some nice pimp cans
Brad:yeah kid, the new sony models bitch!
2. jeff:Damn son, those are some nice pimp cans
Brad:yeah kid, the new sony models bitch!
by ActionDan October 22, 2007
by Vonni August 20, 2007
by Academic Type January 24, 2005
An excellent brand of spray paint used by top Graff Artists. Also used by toys who think that they are the shit.
by Someguy - I know Kris Wheatley September 06, 2006
Tinted lotion that is supposed to make you look tan, although it usually just makes the users orange.
by HUH February 28, 2005