Bitch Bump

The act of quickly ignoring an incoming phone call and sending them directly to voicemail. Usually done to a person thats calls multiple times a day.

John: Man, Steve wont stop blowing up my phone. When will he get that I dont need to talk to him 4 times a day.

Jason: What is he, your girlfriend? Bitch Bump his ass to voicemail a few times and he'll get the point that you dont want to talk to him.

by JB Smoooove July 20, 2009

Wenis bump

Like fist bump for your wenis, aka the skin on your elbow.

Sup man! Wenis bump!

by ugh- March 16, 2020

Drunk Bump

A bruise or gash that you wake up with after a night of partying or heavy drinking, with no remembrance of what happened or how you got it. Occuring with the stupidity and clumsiness of intoxication.

Mike - "Woah Dude! That bruise is huge, what the hell happened?"
John - "Drunk Bump"
Mike- "that explains it.. you were REALLY shitfaced last night"

by xoxjadexxx November 30, 2009

Bump Gazer

A creeper that stares at pregnant women's bellies.

OMG, here comes Ryan, hes such a bump gazer!

by LabratM September 29, 2014

cunt bumping

The act of 2 women criss crossing there legs and riding back and forth, or scissoring.

I walked in on the 2 whores cunt bumping.

by Claudeguy March 31, 2017

Colbert Bump

An extreme boost in popularity after appearing on the Colbert Report.

Toby Keith appeared on the the Colbert Report and later that week his new album was number one therefore he received the Colbert Bump.

by hallway kun July 20, 2007

taco bump

when two vigina's rythmicaly collide for the enjoyment of both parties.

those dyke's are just gonna go home and bump tacos

by joe July 8, 2003