BONK

1. The act of hitting someone on the head

2. Something that is said before you go to Horny Jail

*Bonk!*

Go to horny jail.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 1, 2022

bonk gang

a group of people who will whip and nae nae on you after stealing your lunch money

“the bonk gang just stole all my money” “i just got dabbed on by the bonk gang”

by ibuphrofen December 10, 2018

Bonk

UK slang - to 'fuck' something or someone.

"Yo, bonk that man"

- could mean fuck that person or fuck whatever is happening in the context.

"I have to go see my mother in law today"

"Yo, bonk that man. Come chill with me instead"

by Merkust April 21, 2021

Bonk

International: The act of hitting someone, primarily with a baseball bat to the head

Meme: A dog hitting another dog in the head with a baseball bat with the caption "go to horny jail *bonk*" This meme was popular in 2020 and still is

British: The act of having sex with someone

"oh that guy is so hot I would fuck him anyday"
*Bonk*
"Go to horny jail"

OR

"Aight mate?"
"Yeah not so bad how are you"
"I'm feeling splendid, just bonked the wife last night, and I finished right as the daughter walked in"
"Damn you had a wild night"

by dErpyto3z July 24, 2022

gonger bonk

my friend was being a dick head so fuck you gonger bonk time "verb to gonger"

my friend is a fucking gonger bonk

by robotratking123 August 30, 2022

BONK!

When the scout from team fortress asks if anybody is keeping track of any of the heads he's battered in with his metal bat.

Scout TF2: "Hey, is someone keeping track of my heads batted in? Bonk!"
Heavy TF2: "No"

by absolutely BONKers! August 3, 2023

Bonk

Bonk can also mean a completely flopped shot, like a fired bullet just dunks barely 100ft away on to the ground or the shot goes 30-50ft on the side of the target. When talking about shooting a tank, or a gun in a video game or irl.

"I aimed the shot perfectly but it bonked right in front of him."
"I think this tanks gun is nothing but a bonk machine."
-John "Wanna play a game of darts?"

-Jane "Sure, but with my skills, I think I'm going to bonk every dart so watch out your feet!"

by Jutnau January 24, 2023