Blob

A fat obese large male most blobs are stupid and fat

Harry is such a blob I can’t stand him

by Cody ball toucher February 7, 2024

bob blob blobbing

My neighbours wifi or hotspot we don't know.

Its 2am my WiFi stops working so I connect to my hot spot (my WiFis shitty pls ignore me) and we saw that.

"what the hell is a Bob blob blobbing."
"Someone's WiFi lol"

by Marzwasherez April 3, 2023

Blob

A blob is a big fat human that cannot even get up due to their enormous weight gain.

I feel like a blob of jello- *urp* I'm going to burst...

by Dibberman December 20, 2022

Blob

Going down the pub with your mates for some beverages

Kallum "fancy going down the pub for a few blobs"

by Blobmaester October 22, 2018

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by 55555fdyfbeybfyu3gf734gf7geuyf March 12, 2019

Blob

A guy on the internet that rage quits when things don't go his way. Specifically in ROBLOX. He then finds other games and pretends to be happy. Other games tend to be ones where you can't really lose such as Fortnite. He also needs to DM Jet.

That kid such a Blob, he lost in a game on Roblox and broke his hand punching the wall. He then started playing Fortnite and killed himself a day later, huge titan sized gigantic Ecks Dee. Did I mention that he needs to DM Jet?

by MonchiGodShushu July 11, 2018

blob and a half

Someone who is so disheveled that they no longer look like a human.

Wow, is that Jacob? She looks like a blob and a half.

by Don't worry about it. haha May 16, 2018