Alaskan Volcano

When ones partner positions themselves on all fours, and the other partner smears cocaine on an enflamed hemorrhoid until it numbs. After losing total feeling in the sphincter nugget, the partner proceeds to bite down on the snow coated bulge until it explodes in his/her mouth.

I went to 18th street and asked a hooker how much would an Alaskan Volcano cost. After explaining what it was, the hooker said about tree fiddy.

by Blame The Clown February 20, 2018

alaskan crabwalk

The act of finding a solid floor(tile, cement, etc.) and proceeding to get into a crabwalk like stance and taking a shit on the floor and rubbing it around(in a circular motion like Spongebob bringing it around town) with your buttocks.

“Dude, did you see what Paul did at the party yesterday”.
“No, what’d he do”.

“This dude dropped his fucking pants and did The Alaskan Crabwalk”.

by definitely_not_nave May 26, 2018

Alaskan Beads

Put small pieces of poop on a piece of floss, freeze it, then use them as anal beads.

Do you have an alaskan beads in the freezer?

by NaughtyCrownie April 18, 2012

alaskan beanie

A sexual gesture consisting of gently placing your prolapsed anus upon your partners forehead.

Gee whiz, Dan, the wife gave me one heck of an Alaskan beanie last night.

by SpitOnDeFakeKween January 18, 2018

Alaskan Baptism

When a girl squirts in your face when ur eating her out aka Alaskan baptism

“Yo this girl just gave me a Alaskan baptism”

by Weldzy cigs September 15, 2023

Alaskan Motorboat

When one puts there nose in the crack of an ass and vibrates the vagina with there lips, making a motorboat noise.

"Damn, I wish I could Alaskan Motorboat like that guy."

by Alotaguts July 9, 2009

Alaskan earthquake

When a woman in Alaska thrashes about the bed having multiple orgasms prompted by her Rotating G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator. Always involves loud moaning, or perhaps a biting of a pillow if the kids are home and not asleep. It feels as though the earth moves uncontrollably.

Karen keeps bragging about her newly discovered love for Alaskan earthquakes. She says the Earth moves for about thirty seconds, followed by lots of intense aftershocks.

by Earthquake_Lover August 21, 2009