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Jewish Cowboy

The Jewish Cowboy is a homosexual sex position. One man sits in a chair, while another man rides him facing the same direction as the man on the bottom. The man on the bottom reaches around to jack off the man on top. Right before the man on top ejaculates, he turns around and splooges on the mans chest in the shape of the star of David.
Man 1: Hey my good, homosexual friend, would you like to engage in a Jewish Cowboy with me?

Man 2: I have been waiting all day for you to ask me this question.

Man 1: Than let us hop right to it!
by bluewaffles13 January 24, 2011
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jewish guilt

An extremely horrible guilt trip best exicuted by Jewish people in which they make you feel guilty for wanting something they need. Not to be confused with catholic guilt
Hey dad can I have this chili in the fridge. Shure but I will die if you eat it because I haven't had food in days. Dad stop jewish guilting me.
by Christa April 14, 2015
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jewish sunflower

hold on... let me cut you a jewish sunflower....*farts*
by ressaler December 15, 2008
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Jewish Shower

When you are taking a shower with someone and they pass gas turning your hot steamy shower into a gas chamber!

Being tricked into entering a shower and it ends up being a gas chamber.
Angie why did you run out of the bathroom?

I was taking a shower with Bill, and he gave me a Jewish shower!
by ABBryan January 5, 2011
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Jewish Exit

When someone leaves a social setting without paying anyone.

Extension of the Irish Exit - where someone leaves (usually in a drunker stupor) without telling anyone.
Dude, Shlomo left without paying for a single drink...yup, he pulled the old Jewish Exit again.
by The New Cunning Linguist April 29, 2009
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Jewish Tornado

The act of a female spinning so fast and ferociously on a males penis that the inside of her vagina become burnt like a Jew in the holocaust.
Drake: Yo me and that bird did a Jewish Tornado
Bro: Did you feel like Hitler?
Drake: Yeah man I could smell the burnt flesh and everything
by HappyHannah69 March 15, 2016
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jewish dumptruck.

a Jewish dumptruck is where a person takes a jew's yamacha, and shits in it, and they put it back on.
Kyle was pissed when that islam gave him a jewish dumptruck.
by COTY>< October 22, 2006
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