Testicle Tuesday

A very famous and widespread holiday that occurs on the first Tuesday of every month. Created in 1469 by Emperor Paltitties of the Roman empire.

Hey jimmy m9 its testicle tuesday, i brought the vodka!

by Dank_Shrekmaster69 October 28, 2016

testicle punch

A punch to the testicles. Usually used as a "threat" in general conversation.

Guy 1: Dude, I am going to sign up for porn emails and list your work email.

Guy 2: If you do that, you're getting a testicle punch.

by TheMonger September 29, 2006

testicleez

testicleez was my gaming alias for many years until some prick stole it recently on gamespy. because he pays an annual fee to use gamespy, he was given the name and it was taken away from me, even though i had been using it for years. if whoever stole my alias ever reads this, i hope you burn for eternity. Or kindly change your name to something else so i can have my beloved alias back.

Testicleez was my alias until some jerk ripped it off from me.

by the REAL Testicleez December 20, 2003

testicle replacement surgery

what happens on nights when cake is eaten

Sean and Spence were involved in amatuer testicle replacement surgery

by Gerp October 24, 2003

Testicle

What tests are if quizzes are quizzical.

If quizzes are quizzical, tests are testicle!

by Testy Cull October 18, 2012

testicle

What an employee at the end of the Elmo Manufacturing line does right before a final "box up".

"Larry is our final inspector here at Elmo Manufacturing. When Elmo gets to him, he looks him over for any flaws then gives him one final Testicle"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

jew testicles

The testicles belonging to a jewish man that provide sperm to the jew penis which is the largest kind of penis in the world.

The guy has jew testicles, his girlfriend must love having sex!

by rrbe September 20, 2009