Have your lady insert a 100% Agave tequila tampon, squirt lime juice and "salt the rim". Pull string and enjoy!
by Doc_Camber January 29, 2017
Typically observed in a party setting and sustained solely by Lunazul tequila. Has been known to take off at unexpected times. Inexplicable attraction to cows and aversion to white claws or so called "bitch drinks". If your looking into getting your own tequila Steve you may want to get a restraining apparatus such as a straight jacket and keep him away from valued objects and unattended parked cars.
by broseph6699 November 20, 2019
by The Bobby Brown July 30, 2022
Tequila Tag (noun) to be played in a group with a bottle of tequila, salt and lime and a form of wheels (not a car) ie: motorized wheelchair, scooter, etc. Person who is "it" has tequila and fixins. Other chase, upon catch, person holding tequila takes shot and passes off tequila to tagger who is then "it" Rinse and Repeat! Quit when you can't walk or puke.
by the best ever weather skank January 31, 2014
a generalized term for a baby conceived or born 8-9 months after a drinking excursion. most people who have tequila babies don't realize they're pregnant till several months in, usually after the 3 month mark.
i.e; getting utterly smashed and FUCKED UP on tequila on your honeymoon night and three months after your night of pure debauchery you find out you're pregnant
i.e; getting utterly smashed and FUCKED UP on tequila on your honeymoon night and three months after your night of pure debauchery you find out you're pregnant
"so you remember about four months ago when we went drinking in the bahamas?"
"yeah why?"
"well uh... let's just say we're having a tequila baby."
"yeah why?"
"well uh... let's just say we're having a tequila baby."
by crankyopossum August 03, 2023
Tori Tequila is a fun, charismatic , sassy lady! These girls are full of energy and will keep you in your toes! Loves to be in the spot light entertaining everyone. However, challenge this lady and she will bite back..
by Glitterbunny March 29, 2018
Tequila is the most sweetest girl you'll ever meet she has a great personally, she has beautiful she, i also named after a drink she ,has a beautiful eye color,she is really goofy and playful , she is thick, and most likely fine
Tequila is the most sweetest girl you'll ever meet she has a great personally, she has beautiful she, i also named after a drink she ,has a beautiful eye color,she is really goofy and playful , she is thick, and most likely fine
by Saditydoll January 07, 2019