Technilliterate

Technically Illiterate--Doesn't understand even the simplest technology, such as Instant Messaging, or e-mail. Can't set up an iPhone.

Bob--"Hey Janice, IM me the address".

Janice--"How do you IM?"

Bob--"What are you, technilliterate?".

by Acousticdad May 19, 2013

technical chimp

the old way for youtube to say your connection is down

the technical chimps are working on it

by pyrolitch November 21, 2015

tohni

She is the most beautiful, loyal girl in the world. If she is your friend stick on to her because she is very trust worthy .

“Oh Tohni that on girl she is so nice “.

by Ahh the panda December 2, 2017

technified

To take a simple task and overly describe it unnecessarily.

Me: Sorry I haven't talked to you in a week, I've been experiencing existential malaise, as in, the Miry Bog .
Her: So you're depressed, why get all technified ?

by Corndog59 March 9, 2018

Technician Elvis

An engineer that only appears to put on a show with special lighting and equipment.

However if everything is not to their liking the king turns into a queen and they go back to there trailer for another 3 months before coming back to put on another show.

Hey is technician Elvis in tonight?

Nah the cleaners moved his keyboard so he's took a massive shit fit and went home again.

by The Tired Engineer October 3, 2018

Jedi technique

It means "Multi-tasking.."

Try the Jedi technique - known as 'multi-tasking' :)

by Jun Xue April 1, 2008

Poop technician

derogitory term for a homosexual man

That guys a real poop technician

by Stuart Mackie May 27, 2008