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Technoblade Fan

Same as Dream fans they are just annoying. They think because they put on technoblade's skin they're all the sudden the best.
by ewjmjajcdskvs March 1, 2021
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technoburn

The effect you get from coming down off of ecstasy after a rave or techno concert where soft background noise turns into raging bass and songs you heard over the night.
Oh man, turn off that damn fan, its giving me technoburn.
by azultundra July 19, 2010
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Technobubba

Men with typical redneck appearance consisting of flannel ,fishing baseball hat, and mullet proudly displaying obvious technology like Bluetooth headsets and smart watched.
Sarah's boyfriend, Hank, is such a technobubba, he just got the new iWatch, but it clashes with his snuff can.
by dil3mma June 13, 2015
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technobollox

Completely inaccurate drivel relating to technology or something of a technical nature, which is spouted by someone who either doesn't completely understand the subject they're talking about, or has heard a few key buzzwords and gone off on a spasmodic frenzy of scaremongering and sensationalisation. Quite commonly encountered in professions such as IT, Engineering, etc. People who actually understand and work with the technology being discussed can spot technobollox a mile away, and will often thwart and ridicule the perpetrator by introducing real facts to the discussion.
Sadly this doesn't prevent technophobes from being sucked in and their ignorance increased by this menace.
Person A: "Some guy at that management seminar told our CEO that BlackBerry devices can calculate next week's lottery numbers, now he wants one!"
Person B: "What?! he's talking technobollox again!"

Technobollox victim: "Don't install that 'Windows XP', my friend told me that it will steal all your data, kick your dog, and send your bank account details to Micro$oft!!!!!!"
Engineer: "That is complete and utter technobollox"
by Ciarán_ July 15, 2008
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Technobrat

Noun, used to describe a person who owns the latest technology
He is a technobrat, he just got an iphone last year and has already upgraded it.
brat geek
by Jklntrn March 1, 2009
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Technojungle

(n). the morass of specifications in electronic and technological media that must be untangled in order to receive, utilize, and coordinate all possible information. Includes, but is not limited to, cable, satelite, 3G, Internet, wifi, landlines, pod casting, gaming stations, digital tuning, gps and the like.
AT&T coordiates phone and wireless services; however, one would need a separate company to purchase cable. A WII can interface with the Internet, but can not be serviced by AT&T that offers wireless itself. Neither Charter, nor Comcast, nor Verizon, nor AT&T can bundle all of these together leaving customers to untangle the vines of bills and service calls in the Technojungle.
by Laura Spawn March 21, 2009
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Technobody

An individual who avoids technology, particularly in the social media aspect.
My friend Joey refuses to join Facebook, Twitter and doesn't even text message. He's such a technobody.
by MJEmme January 29, 2010
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