tants

Some what like a pair of "shants" or pants or jeans or shorts but these are tants some torn pants

OMG!!!! I can see ur sack hanging out of that hole in ur tants.
I hate these tants their to holy!!

by Arifad August 24, 2007

tates-to-legositis

A semi-rare occurence when your tates get stuck to your inner leg. Tends to happen when sitting for a long period of time.

Man 1: "Bro, are you okay? You're walking funny!"

Man 2: "I'm Fine. Just got a minor case of the tates-to-legositis..."

Man 1: "Spatuala, anyone?"

by matthewmatics89 March 7, 2009

Tats

The big (or little) breasts or a girl's chest that feel great to press up against or to fondle.

I liked feeling her tats on my chest.

by ME October 26, 2004

sweet tarts

A pussy that tastes both sweet and tangy.

I was sugar high after eating out that sweet tart.

by Ganga July 3, 2005

Chai Lea Tatte

1. One of the 100 creative and snazzy ways to misorder a Chai Tea Latte.
2. Of or relating to the misordering of said beverage.

Tony - "Hey Tobi, what do you want to drink?"
Tobi - "I think... I'll havve....a...CHAI Lea Tatte- Oh! HAHAHAHA"
DINOSAUR FACE!!!!
(everyone laughs while Tobi proceeds to spill half the drink in her lap)

by Toe-Knee July 6, 2004

Tatis

The greatest set of knockers on the East Coast

Did you see the tatis on her?

by Hank J July 1, 2008

TALTS

They All Look The Same.

Mary: Why is Michelle Obama at a Bush rally without Barack?
Jim: That's Condoleezza Rice.
Mary: Oh, I always get them mixed up!
Jim: It's OK, TALTS anyway.


Ed: I think I saw Chris Rock on the Subway yesterday.
Dave: No way Chris Rock takes the subway, you must be suffering from TALTS!

by TACOpolo January 29, 2009