you're tapped

tapped means when someone isn't alright or is acting stupid

Kyle, "you see sketchers, they are peng asf"
Millie, "nah bro you're tapped, they are uglyy!!"

by popoqwqw May 23, 2018

Tap the Sack

The act of running your penis dry of semen; similar to the tapping of a keg. Masturbating.

"I'm kind of bored right now, I think I'm gonna go tap the sack"

Or

"Man, I beat off so much today, my sack is tapped" (past tense)

by Fatcat0006 October 21, 2010

tap on glass

To tap on the window of a car when you see the police. Done to give you the luck to not get caught. Originating in Parker, Colorado.

Tap on glass, save your ass.

by Muthafuckinnigga May 14, 2015

Chi Tap

When an Asian man hits your peepee

“You know Mr Miyagi?”
“Yeah he’s the guy who Chi Tapped me last week”

by TheGambler609 March 24, 2020

tap toe

a woman who can relate to a psychology fact that describes men. typically the one that is about women being more disgusted by disgusting things than men.

example one

Lincoln Loud (a male character from the Loud House):*sees dirty bathroom*
Lincoln Loud (a male character from the Loud House): "This bathroom is disgusting"
Viewer: "Lincoln Loud is a tap toe"

example two

Lana Loud (a female character from the Loud House):*enjoys disgusting things with a passion*
viewer: "Lana Loud is a tap toe

by Pokopon Kaitlyn January 5, 2021

Technical Tap

The act of hitting an (inanimate) object to make it function correctly.

Just give it a technical tap. That shit should work.

by Nate_the_Great9er May 5, 2010

Fap or Tap

The decision that needs to be decided before starting some hot sex. Do you want the moist vag, or do you want the convenience of your hand? Usually debated because of one or more of the following:

1.) Laziness
2.) Time
3.) Gayness

Girl: I'm wet. Do me!
Boy: Aughh... it's 4 A.M.!
Girl: Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase!!
Boy: Oh great. Do I fap or tap, fap or tap...

by YapmelkXela October 2, 2009