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switch lanes 

a guy putting his dick in a girls vagina then immediately putting it into her ass and switching back and forth periodically like so.
guy: bitch you got a nice pussy but ive been drivin it crazy for so long i want to switch lanes
switch lanes by roxy rodgers November 19, 2013

switch hitter 

The practice of masterbating alternatively with the left and right hand. This prevents ones dick from bending to the left or right after many years of jerking it.
Women love my straight cock. The secret is being a switch hitter.
switch hitter by smalldong November 25, 2013

Switch off

Mostly relating to a show called "the vampire diaries". It basically means to be hurt so bad that you cant handle it anymore so you turn your feelings off and not caring about anything or anyones feelings. Not even your's.
"She / she left me so i turned the switch off"
Switch off by Siredtolonelyness March 25, 2017

Switch Hitter 

When he or she maturbates with there non dominate hand.
its hard to be a switch hitter.
Switch Hitter by David Mertoff November 22, 2010

switch hitting 

When a man and a woman and another man all have sex at the same time. Woman on bottom, then man 1 penetrates her, then man 2 penetrates him. Think of it as an open faced man-sandwich.
"Daryl and his girlfriend, and their bi-curious man friend Curtis, were switch hitting last night."
switch hitting by Mikey Mike McD January 11, 2006

switch hitter 

one, usually a male, that masturbates using both of his/her hands.
it's a good thing i'm a switch hitter, because my arm was eaten by a dumpster last week.
switch hitter by yawn April 14, 2004