swim bum

A swim bum is a type of guy who loves the outdoors, hiking and is adventurous. Will wear thongs and knock off blue oakley sunnies from the servo. Usually has a dad called Ian. A swim bum loves a good hike on the weekend. Loves a cold beer and is a chill type of guy.

Hey I’ve started dating a Swim Bum…

by D88 February 23, 2023

Swimming in lava

The worst feeling in Minecraft when you fall in lava with all your good item

Steve: what happened to Alex
Villager: She tried “swimming in lava”

by Gubinatior42069 August 30, 2019

[adult swim]

A TV network that uses the same channel with Cartoon Network. It plays at 8:00pm to 6:00am since most kids between 7-13 years if age would normally would sleep. They play shows like American Dad!, Family Guy, Rick and Morty, Robot Chicken, etc. It always starts off playing two episodes of King of the Hill, then comes along one/two episodes of The Cleveland Show. At 11:30 pm comes an episode of Children's Hospital, and at midnight is Robot Chicken. After 1:00am is basically random shows. At 6:00am, Cartoon Network just says "YO WHATTUP YOU TIRED ASS MOTHERFUCKERS" or something like that. The show times can differ between time zones.

Kenny: Damn, there's nothing on. It's 11:36.
Bach: DUDE adult swim IS ON RIGHT NOW!

by AnonymouslyGreat June 23, 2016

niggas swim

Another way of saying “it is what it is” exempt from people who cannot say the n-word.

Friend 1: “Did you see Jamal’s hairline?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, it’s pretty bad.”
Friend 1: “Niggas swim I guess.”

by eatsomemeals July 4, 2019

Lebo Swim

A group of untalented individuals that were rejected from every other sports team. No athleticism, no rizz.

Person 1- bro I just saw the ugliest, scrawniest guy to walk this earth.
Person 2- shit I think I know who you’re talking about. He’s definitely on the Lebo swim team.

by thepinkpowerranger. January 23, 2023

the half swim

one day a Newfoundlander decides to swim to Cape Breton, he got half way and said I'm feeling too tired to go the other half and then he swam back.

grandfather - ever hear about the newfie who tried to swim to cape breton?
grand son - no?
grandfather - well he got half way got tired and swam back!
grandson - .. haha
grandfather- thats called the "the half swim"

by IRAtrooper July 15, 2009

Trim Swimming

1.Driving around your hometown with a group of guys in the middle of winter in hopes that one will find a large group of women who have no goals other than pleasing said guys with their mouths and or other sexual holes. Usually doesn't result in any type of copulation, unless two of the men in the car are gay, or one man is gay and much stronger than the others.

2. Literally swimming in a woman's vagina, or a pool full of disembodied snatch.

1. "It's 2:30 in the morning, on a Tuesday in December in Myrtle Beach. What the hell is there to do?"

"Let's go trim swimming"

2. "Last night I literally filled my pool up with trim and backstroked my way into hell."

by Sallywhacker January 30, 2010