smashed

proving someone to be wrong and and to make them feel like a dumb bitch for even having their oppinion.

mom: take out the trash
me: take dat shit out yo self. ... smashed, ya dumb bitch..

by TekBeetz March 28, 2004

smashed on

talking shit to somebody to the point of their no return. where they cant say shit back cuz everyones laughing at their punkass.

you: FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..

me: how u gonna say fuckin annoying ass ppl.. then type that like 100 times =/...... typing something 100 times = annoying
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me:update your fuckin site asshole. or take it down and continue on with your life and not wasting anymore of mine by me clicking on this worthless Link. aight kOo

yo patna: DAM CUZZ, U GON LET DAT NIGGA SMASH LIKE DAT?!

by TekBeetz March 29, 2004

smashedness

The level to which one is smashed. See: drunk, etc.

"My level of smashedness has just reached 12 on a scale of 1 to 11. (see Spinal Tap)

by Forbzy November 25, 2006

smashed crabface

girl with really ugly face

"that chick is ugly! she looks like a smashed crabface!"

by jjatlw April 29, 2007

sashed

1.(Adj)Thomas; someone who gets pwned all the time by their superiors.
2.sashed is a type of food in ethiopia made out of dead asian people

Thomas:Ur gay
Gomez:you cant spell
Thomas: yed i cant
Gomez:HAHA, sashed!
Thomas:DAMN

by AntonioGonzales June 22, 2008

Stashed

To get humiliated or boyed by someone. To be cussed by someone in front of lots of people.

Awww man jus got stashed.

Woahh boy just recieved a stashing.

Dont stash me man.

by Aliceeee ** October 24, 2008

smashed the pasty

a vague reference to an undefined sexual act.

Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.

Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)

"I've just smashed the pasty on her face"

by _linzi December 15, 2011