Ocean Staring

When you need to think, the best thing to do is stare at the ocean. This is often used in movies, and some tv shows like Lost.

Where's Bob? he is supposed to lecture the students on art.
He is gone ocean staring.

by Lheimer May 24, 2010

Sock Sharing party

An occurrence in which two or more men masterbate and spill their seeds into a sock. After in which the sock is passed to the next gentleman to follow suit. The last candidate must wear the sock!

Tim, Bob, John and huff were exhausted after their sock sharing party. John got stuck with a sticky situation when he had to wear the sock full of the soup of some-young-guys.

by dickdemon May 6, 2011

No Swearing on my Christian Server!

What a moderator says to anyone in Minecraft or Roblox when someone swears in their server.

Person 1: I'm gonna say the N-Word!
Person 2: THAT'S RACIST YOU CAN'T SAY THE N-WORD!
Person 3: Not if I have anything to say about it, and I do! NO SWEARING ON MY CHRISTIAN SERVER!!!

by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019

Black Swaning

Verb. Masturbation, jizzing.
As seen in the movie Black Swan.

UHH! I'm so black swaning for Natalie Portman!

by ukulelesFTW February 25, 2011

Thanks for sharing

An example of the rhetorical trope of LITOTES (understatement), This is the delicate response one gives to someone who, in a group setting, suddenly blurts out information which is extremely personal, unusually revealing, and possibly unique to that individual. It comes from settings like group psychological counseling or 12-step groups, in which such highly personal testimonies are followed by the Moderator's cool "thanks for sharing." said smoothly-- no matter how disturbing or shocking or incredible was the confession that preceded it. This catchphrase may well have originated from the 1980's TV sitcom, BOB, which starred comedian Bon Newhart as a psychiatrist.

12-step member: "Hi, My name is Marcia."

Group: "Hi, Marcia."

Marcia: I just want to say I'm glad I'm here tonight, I'm a child of incest, I'm a heroin addict and I just murdered my husband"

Moderator: (Smiling benignly, completely calmly) Thanks for sharing, Marcia.

by david lincoln brooks November 3, 2008

Sharing

Stuffing an object into someone's panties while they dance for you.

I'd share the hell out of my money. - Yugi Muto

I like sharing.

by Master Marik February 28, 2014

SWATing

Storming into someone's house with fake guns as if a SWAT team.

"Dude, Zach just got SWATed!"
"Huh, SWATing is so funny!"

by King_Mike June 8, 2013