Jizzy Fizz Suprise

A manmade soda made from a mixture of male seamen and any type of cola by any man with a girl friend or wife. Then this drink is given to the male's partner with the partner not yet knowing there is cum in her drink. After drinking some of it, the woman should be suprised.

I just gave my wife a Jizzy Fizz Suprise and she gulped it down.

by Vaginal Disschargation July 20, 2009

suprise bush

This is a word that is used, by people with extreme intelligence, instead of ambush.

*(thinking to self) Hmmmm... A bush and umm seems to be a suprise or something, like an ambush but I think that SUPRISE BUSH would sound MUCH better...*

HEY I GOT IT GUYS....SUPRISE BUSH!

*Shake Heads*

by Eric Kennedy May 6, 2005

Suprise sex

A phrase used by people who are ignorant and perpetuate rape culture.

Also known as:
Sexual assult /Rape : Sexual contact without the victims consent.

Girl:"I was raped."
Idiot who is also an asshole :"It was just suprise sex, you were asking for it."
Normal people:"That rape you asshole there is no such thing as suprise sex."

by Hamiltons Pseudonym July 10, 2017

suprise

1. v.t.: to challenge by inquiring what's going on. In origin, a contraction of "sup?" (from African American Vernacular English) and "uprise" (from American anarchist counterculture movement). Not to be confused with surprise.

2. n: the act of suprising someone or something.

If you want to stage an intervention, it's often useful to start with a gentle suprise.

You really suprised me the other day when you asked about my relationship (with food, with my father, with that business establishment). I hadn't thought about what I was doing that way before.

by heaventwig February 26, 2010

Upper lip Suprise

when u have an unappealing mustache or wanna be stache.

That gay motorcycle cop has an upper lip suprise

by SxyPenguin308 April 21, 2009

seman suprise

When you are in a swimming pool, you go behind a woman and start to jack off. You then shoot your load and aim for her back, when she turns round you just say it was a water splash and swim off.

Man: *jacking off behind woman*, dick erects and load gets shot
Woman: WHAT THE F!!! something splashed on my back
Man: Oh its nothing its just water. (HA thats was a good seman suprise!!!)

by Paul R Murden May 19, 2006

Huxley's Suprise

When you wake up a captive in a sex dungeon and the last thing you remember was going for a drink with one of your mates

Fred came too and thought he now had a vague idea what was Huxley's suprise

by netmonkey February 20, 2009