smarting

calling one's own smart phone to locate it

Wife: Did I hear the phone ring?
Husband: Just my cell.
Wife: Who Called? Your girlfriend from Skype?
Husband: No. I was Smarting.

by nurserenee January 17, 2012

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scarling

It's a word I made up partially meaning scarring, but also darling at the same time.

-"yeah he got my adress from following me home from school one day, and then the next night he sang to me outside my window."said nancy
-"awww but also creepy. Quite Scarling I have to say."

or
"awww, that baby drooling on my shirt is so scarling."

by Frecklednodoubtuuhhh January 14, 2008

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Muff Starling

A bird who makes nests in pubic hair mostly in women's.

"I woke up to a muff starling in my downstairs hairs and I can't make it leave it gets angry and attacks my lady cave. So I guess it lives there now"

by Sarcasticallyperfectinperfecti June 6, 2020

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Snarfling

snarf /snärf/

–verb (used with object), -ed
1. To Steal. Specifically, to steal in such a way as to make the theft unlikely to be noticed; esp.

–noun
1. the act or practice of snarfling.

snarfled -v
"I awoke to see that someone had masterfully snarfled all the Cereal in the house."

snarfling -v
"When I turned the corner to see what was making all the rustling I saw phillip snarfling all of the cupcakes!".

snarf -n
"Andrew and I ran out of snacks. We both decided to proceed upon a great snarf in order to procure some confections from my mother's kitchen."

snarfler -n
"I had left all my cookies on the window sill to cool and when I returned I discovered a great snarfler had stolen every other chocolate chip so that no one would ever find out".

by sabricks April 23, 2009

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