slizzard on a goose

Drunk off dat Grey Goose

Before I leave the house
I'm slizzard on a goose
And I'm higher than a plane
So a nigga really loose

by Bp28 June 21, 2007

Squidward

When you rest your testicles on a persons eyes and use your dick for their nose.

Last night when jimmy passed out at the party i gave him a nice squidward.

by EvanVanderbelt December 30, 2016

slizzard

When girls get so drunk that they hook up with other girls.

Judy: Did you hear she hooked up with another girl at the party last night?!
Karol: Yeah, she was definitely slizzard!

by guuwrl November 19, 2010

Slizzard

A term for a really shitty girl who is very promiscuous, shallow, manipulative, and materialistic. A slizzard is probably pretty attractive, wears nice clothes, is definitely a gold digger, and acts way too good for everyone. Term is derived from NY Pop Punk Band With the Punches.

Dude 1: Hey man did you go on that date with Ashley on Thursday?

Dude 2: Nah, man. She's such a f*cking slizzard.

by captainlandpirate. November 14, 2010

Slizzard

Slizzard is when a girl takes a guy's balls and puts them between her armpit.

Hey Suzie, do you wanna slizzard me?

by ChawillCha November 14, 2010

Squidwards nose

My fat soggy penis

My soggy penis is squidwards nose

by KelandSmith February 18, 2020

squidward

a character in spongebob squarepants who has a thing hanging down from his face and is irritated by almost everthin except himself.

hey, i feel squidward.. and stop disturbing me.

by ? January 11, 2004