Spunk race

When a woman who has more than one guy on the go and wants a baby decides to 'let nature decide'. Often lets the guy with more cash think it's his when she gets up the duff.

Being white and blue eyed I didn't need a DNA to know the baby wasn't mine. Turned out my now ex was broody and seeing my black mate on the sly and decided to have a spunk race.

by Jean Dom February 25, 2010

spunk tv

according to MXC commentary the second network for men

"whos works for spunk tv the second network for men"

by MXC LUVER December 05, 2004

spunk drunk

getting drunk enough so you'll bang anybody who comes by your way.

Man, ya gotta get your bitch spunk drunk and dig the throbbin gizzle

by Rob D. August 17, 2003

spunk guzzler

a promiscuous woman.

June is a right spunk guzzler, 5 blokes gave her a roasting last night.

by Dunky Oggins October 30, 2003

spunk rag

An item of clothing that is used to clean away the mess after masturbation, After a few months they usually end up hard and corrigated.

I needed a bit of extra cash son so i took a few of your old spunk rags to Oxfam

by mr smith March 08, 2005

The Monks Spunk

Something that is too good to be true.

Similar to 'the cats whiskers' or 'the dogs bollocks'

"That meal was lovely, the monks spunk if I do say so myself."

by REV. SPOONS FELTCHMURKIN August 20, 2008

spunk nuggets

1) The Testicals
2) Ejaculatory fluids that have been left for weeks and have turned hard forming little crusty spheres of spunk

"Hey these are really nice, what are they?"
"Spunk Nuggets"

by Anonymous November 07, 2003