When the song is about to end and you are scared that its gonna be another spotify add after they promised you no adds for half an hour. You start getting flashbacks and start crying. You never know when the add pops up. It might pop up at anytime. Noone is safe.
Person 1: What's the next song?
Person 2: Idk, but I hope there's no add.
Person 1: Bro... You d-don't have premium?
Person 2: Ikr.
Person 1: Bro, my Spotify PTSD got so bad, if I hear another add, I won't be able to live anymore. I'm in rehab for 3 years and I still have Spotify PTSD.
Person 2: Same, bro. But I didn't pay because of this Chicxulub car wash that cost me all my money. So I couldn't pay for premium anymore.
*Songs about to end*
Person 1 and 2: please no no no....
*spotify add starts*
*Person 1 gets glock 17 and blows his head off*
*Person 2 picks up glock 17 from floor and follows his friend into the afterlife
Person 2: Idk, but I hope there's no add.
Person 1: Bro... You d-don't have premium?
Person 2: Ikr.
Person 1: Bro, my Spotify PTSD got so bad, if I hear another add, I won't be able to live anymore. I'm in rehab for 3 years and I still have Spotify PTSD.
Person 2: Same, bro. But I didn't pay because of this Chicxulub car wash that cost me all my money. So I couldn't pay for premium anymore.
*Songs about to end*
Person 1 and 2: please no no no....
*spotify add starts*
*Person 1 gets glock 17 and blows his head off*
*Person 2 picks up glock 17 from floor and follows his friend into the afterlife
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