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Spotify PTSD

When the song is about to end and you are scared that its gonna be another spotify add after they promised you no adds for half an hour. You start getting flashbacks and start crying. You never know when the add pops up. It might pop up at anytime. Noone is safe.
Person 1: What's the next song?
Person 2: Idk, but I hope there's no add.
Person 1: Bro... You d-don't have premium?
Person 2: Ikr.
Person 1: Bro, my Spotify PTSD got so bad, if I hear another add, I won't be able to live anymore. I'm in rehab for 3 years and I still have Spotify PTSD.
Person 2: Same, bro. But I didn't pay because of this Chicxulub car wash that cost me all my money. So I couldn't pay for premium anymore.
*Songs about to end*
Person 1 and 2: please no no no....
*spotify add starts*
*Person 1 gets glock 17 and blows his head off*
*Person 2 picks up glock 17 from floor and follows his friend into the afterlife
by SKYNET853 March 27, 2023
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Spotify

a platform where you can exerce the act of spotification on other people
Guy 1: wanna do some spotifying
Guy 2: ok lets spotify
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soptimize

To add bugs to software in the attempt to improve it. Specifically, to add bugs while seeking dubious performance enhancements. From a programmer using the nickname "sopwith."
He's angry I won't accept his patch, but I just can't let him soptimize this next release.
by Verbal November 11, 2003
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smotify

Not to be mistaken as a future-tense optional form of the verb infinitive "to smite", to smotify means to destroy utterly with divine force. It originally comes from a misread bit of linux code: sm_notify_0.
Dave: Did you get rickrolled by Kevin yesterday?
April: Yes, yes I did. We must stop him.
Dave: How do you think we should do that?
April: I shall smotify him!
by Elyas Longfang November 26, 2010
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Spitious

A good adjective to describe something, invented by Ethan and Grayson Dolan.
'Back in jersey and the fall vibes are spitious'
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Spitious

When something causes you to have a strong urge to spit
“Back in Jersey and the fall vibes are Spitious” - Grayson Dolan

Ethan Dolan invented this word though.
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Spoice

That person has a lot of spoice
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