scoobydoo defense

Defense: blame the messenger, try to shift the focus from the crime to the press that reports it.

At the end of each episode of Scooby Doo, the villain always says, “and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling kids

... and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling press reporters says Clinton to Matt Drudge

White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan has excoriated NewsWeek for reporting on a Qu'ran being flushed down a toilet in Guantanamo. Translation: "and we would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling Newsweek guys"

by lawnorder August 7, 2005

scooby Doo

He's a funny dog. He drove around in a van and solved mysteries.

(no, that's correct)

I remember he also had a pal, Scrappy Doo.

Scooby Doo and Scrappy Doo were always hopped up on the chronic, but always found a way to get the bad guy.

Damn you meddling kids.

Zoinks!

by Ricky Roma December 23, 2003

scooby snack

1) Northeastern U.S. slang for Valium (AKA diazepam) tablets and/or Vicodin tablets. Can be heard in various songs, including the Fun Lovin' Criminals song, "Scooby Snacks."
2) Occasionally used to refer to Quaaludes.
3) A hash brownie

1) "Running around robbing banks, all wacked off of Scooby Snacks!" - "Scooby Snacks" by the Fun Lovin' Criminals.
2.) That's okay! Another Scooby Snack, and she'll love me again!
3.) Dude, these are some tasty Scooby Snacks

by The Truthish September 28, 2006

Spooky Kid

A term generally used to describe a person trying to hop on the goth band wagon. Spooky kids usually:
a) Follow the "nu-metal" trend, i.e., slipknot, korn, marilyn manson
b) shop at Hot Topic
c) try to combine goth and punk into one horrible labeling fiasco
d) worship the devil, think they have magic powers (see fluff)
e) think they are vampirees, demons, werewolves, and tell children at school this
f) are commericial cutters
g) fancy the name 'raven'
h) think pink and black is gothic/punk
i) there's more but I'm sure you get it

(see moron for details)

Spooky Kid 1: Hey, Raven, I just tried to commit suicide after my parents wouldn't let me buy that pink and black saftey pin skirt at Hot Topic that cost a bajillion dollars! Wanna see the scars?
Spooky Kid 2: -Sigh- Life sucks. Whats the point. -Sigh- I cut a pentacle into my arm last night.

by Suzy November 13, 2004

Scooby Doo

Scooby doo is the bad-ass crime fighting dog... *cough*

Scooby Doo is used as another word for clue. See the link?

I don't have a Scooby doo how this works.

OR

I dont have a Scooby what you're on about.

by William Ziccardi October 4, 2006

scooby doos

Usually tan dress shoes that have stiches or stripes along the side of them

'You might have to get you a pair of Scooby Doos for this one.' - Jay z, Excuse Me Miss

by loser May 28, 2003

Spoopy

Something that's spooky but funny at the same time

Is that a ghost riding a bike,that's Spoopy

by ho1yc0w October 29, 2017