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Spoked

A word that is very similar to the words "Pwned", "Owned" and "Ownt" etc.

Someone beat you bad at something.
"Baby got spoked"
by SidewaysBox December 8, 2007
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i just spoke to chief and he said this is it

After one speaks with chief, they may misinterpret what chief has said. A friend who is confident in what chief has said will then reply, "I just spoke to chief and he said this is it".
Person 1: Chief just told me this isn't it, let's look elsewhere.
Person 2: I just spoke to chief and he said this is it.
by AFellowScienceGuy October 1, 2018
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Spode

N. A term used in the dirtbike scene when describing someone who obviously isn't very good. They are usually on a crappy stock bike with no aftermarket parts, wearing unmatched ghetto gear, sitting down most of the time (injuries are exceptions as long as yoo look the part), elbows are down instead of out, and various other ridiculous things that should never be seen on a dirtbike track.
Jenn: "OMG I have a great story about this spode that Soule told me..."

Sam: "Well...?"

Jenn: "So there was this guy riding a KDX at the MX finals in Marysville and he was wearing rubber boots and stuff. And he does this weird bar turn every time he jumps and he almost eats shit. And he went over this double completely rear-end high and nosed in and cartwheeled. And he did the same thing every lap."

Sam: "Dude, he sounds like a total spode."

Jenn: "He was. Let's go roast a nug now."
by Jenn Briggs September 19, 2006
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spoge

semen, or nut, cum, skeet, jizz, guy gup, man juice, cream...
by captain cock September 7, 2003
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Spore Penis

re: pok
creating a spore penis is so pok!
by corncob June 19, 2008
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SporesBoa e Benfica

A football club in Portugal, known for being the club of the fascist regime in Portugal, that ended in 1974. They are linked to all kind of mafia, they have an ex-president in prison, the current president is known for drug and weapons traffic, and has been convicted in a civil court for THEFT!

Since then, they lost the leadership to another club. Thanks to their connections to the government, media, justice, etc they manage to pass the idea that they only loose because the competition is corrupt.

In 2004/05 they managed to win a league by controlling referees, and "friends" in high positions in the league administration. They did it again in 2009/10. Of course, when playing the Champions League, they only show how ridiculous they are as a team, loosing all away games, scoring ZERO goals.

They're corrupt and a total joke. Please check their website, at vermelhices.com
SporesBoa e Benfica, also know as Benfica, ae linked to all kind of mafia, they have an ex-president in prison, the current president is known for drug and weapons traffic, and has been convicted in a civil court for THEFT! They already tried to get FC Porto out of UEFA competitions but lost. This process was a shameful disgrace, because it was proved that they had no case, and furthermore, they gave an impression of being completely incompetent.
by dragao December 1, 2010
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sponer

spiritual boner
a)a hardness in the crotch area when you are spiritually aroused
b)a sexual arousal when spiritually blessed
c)spiritual mind boner
does not have anything to do with lust
When I saw Brooke Fraser at a Hillsongs concert, I got a sponer.
by tenaya-thuggin April 28, 2009
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