sploingebub

Originally a misspelling of "SpongeBob"
But now used ironically and on purpose as a substitute due to fear of nickelodeon digging up their graves

Person 1: "Look it's Sploingebub"

Person 2: "His name is SpongeBob you illiterate barrel of flesh"

by Illegitimate bed frame June 15, 2024

Sloushing

Kissin' sloppy style. Just a big ol' kiss.

"Yeah, definitely not when I'm sloushing a woman."

by i_need_a_life April 3, 2024

Sploffing

The act of taking part in a cult-like ritual, in which you are being waterboarded with the liquid excretion of a female of Indian descent.

Me: Arlo and I can't wait to take part in this weeks 9:00pm sploffing ritual
Arlo: I heard they brought someone in fresh from Dehli

by SecretGooner69 February 6, 2025

Skoshing

To jork it crazy style

"Hey bro you wanna run on duos?"
"Can't, I'm skoshing it rn"

by Vestusual March 5, 2025

Sploinging

(Sployn-ging)

Exceeding satisfaction; amazing.

Could even be pronounced “Sploingin.’”

“Dude, that party last night was Sploinging!”

by Woodchipsniffer March 9, 2025

Slushing

1. To make or receive money in an absurd, purposeless, or ironically self-aware fashion.
2. To contribute to a meaningless numerical increase for the sake of comedy, nihilism, or internet performance art.

Origin: Popularized by the site growtheslush.com, where users donate money for no reason other than to watch a number go up.

“Elon just paid me $500 for tweeting nonsense. Absolute slushing.”

“Parlays didn't hit. I just got slushed.”

“Everytime someone Venmos me, it feels like a beautiful slush."

“Slush it. See what happens. It's only savings.”

by GhostOfAnEgo May 19, 2025

wet slothing

The act of playing dead whilst in treacherous waters to avoid being eaten by vicious bobs.

"Wet slothing saved my life, that vicious bob nearly gummed me to death"

by Slothmonkey85 March 15, 2017