Reset your sphincter

Chill out, relax, get back to your natural -- hopefully more peaceful -- state. Also, stop talking out of your ass. Generally said at news room photodesks

John: Oh shit, god damn, Newt Gingrich or Rick Santorum is about to become the next president of the United States!!?!

Sam: Reset your sphincter, dude, Barack Obama's gonna win easy.

by Broccoli Robinson February 27, 2012

ass sphincter says what

Something people say to entice the other party in to saying "what." Thus, making them an ass sphincter

person #1: "Ass sphincter says what?"
Person #2: "what?!"
Person #1: "Ha ha, you are an ass
sphincter!!"

by diceyj February 5, 2004

Hook, Line, and Sphincter

When you want that vag but she insists on anal

We were having a great time and we went to the bedroom, but she ended up catching me hook, line, and sphincter

by Brotato Brotahto September 20, 2017

I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

a humorous way of denying that you farted

Person 1: Eww! Come on, did you just fart?

Person 2: I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

by what do i care 125 August 25, 2022

sphincter splash

When your massively dense turd splashes the toilet water and proceeds to wetten your ass, in the end making it easier to scrub your cheeks.

"Did you drop something in the tub Richard?" "No, I just had a sphincter splash."

by SheistyAssCrack September 1, 2017

sphincter surprise

massive surprise anal insertion

my gay love interest (luke dattilo) gave me a sphincter surprise for my birthday

by VintageCorn April 24, 2015

Sphincter Titties

a fat man's tits.

Johnny, i was gonna fuck your mother last night but I realized how much your father's sphincter titties turned me on. I fucked your dad Johnny.

by Sphanky Phresh July 25, 2010