sporking

The act of spooning with the male's reproductive organ placed inside the woman's buttcrack. Not fully inserted into the rectum, but just inserted enough so that the penis is "blanketed" by the buttocks.

hot dogs; sporking

by MPDOWD & NKG April 10, 2010

Spankin'

adj. used to describe how awesome something is.

dude! your new bike is Spankin'
that skirt is Spankin'

by efg13 October 1, 2012

Auntie Sparknotes

Auntie Sparknotes is a humor/advice columnist at the website sparknotes.com

Auntie Sparknotes and her confidence pants-wearing lobsters vs. Dan Bergstein in werewolf form; who would win?

by SpiffyAlien July 5, 2010

snarkiness

Condition resulting in verbal response reflecting mockery and intentional condescension, often times found when responding to nonsensical progressive, politically correct comments. Use of sarcasm often times empowers snarkiness.

Joe Cool used snarkiness responding to a buffoon who posted liberal gibberish on a Politico thread on the internet.

by Realwriter24 May 21, 2014

Spanking

A slap on the bottom with either the hand or a tool such as a belt that is given usually bent over the lap so the bottom is sticking skyward and therefore makes it easier to spank. Spankings are often given on the bare bottom or on panties (or male undies) pulled tight, but this does not mean it cannot be given over pants... It's simply not as effective however. Hits can range from hard to light which are referred to as love taps, and are usually given to girlfriends or wives. Spankings usually last for 40 medium spanks, or 20 hard spanks, plus some leg spanks.

Spankings are given as punishment or for sexual pleasure.

Your getting a spanking!

by HavaGanda November 1, 2015

sporking

verb - the action of a man Big Spooning his partner, then achieving an erection, thereby poking his partner with his penis. In effect, behaving as both a spoon and a fork at one time.

Last night Linda asked me to spoon her while she watched The OC. I told her only if I got something out of it too. She offered by allowing to sporking instead.

by spissatus February 4, 2010

Sparring for shotgun

1. Fighting for the front seat of the car

2. name of a Perth band.

they were sparring for shotgun and tommy got his eye busted up

by Danny K Johnson June 23, 2006