Colored spade is a song from the 1968 Broadway play, Hair. The song contains multiple ethnic slurs towards African Americans. (EX: Uncle Tom, pickaninny) Also some creative and funny ones. (EX: Table cleaner at Horn and Hardart, Shoeshine boy) The song is about the things one of the characters in Hair, Hud Johnson, has been called as a black man. Despite the lyrics, Colored Spade is a fire funk song.
I'm a colored spade, a nigra, a black nigger, a jungle bunny, Jigaboo, coon, Pickaninny, mau mau,
Uncle Tom, Aunt Jemima, Little Black Sambo, Cotton pickin', Swamp guinea, Junk man, Shoeshine boy,
Elevator operator, Table cleaner at Horn and Hardart, Slave voodoo, zombie Ubangi lipped,
Flat nose, tap dancin', Resident of Harlem
And president of The United States of Love
President of The United States of Love
shit
You invite this man to dinner
You're gonna have to feed him
Watermelon, hominy grits, An' shortnin' bread
Alligator ribs,
and pig tails,
Some Black Eyed Peas,
Some chitlins,
Some collard greens
And if you don't watch out, The boogie man will get you
Boo!
Uncle Tom, Aunt Jemima, Little Black Sambo, Cotton pickin', Swamp guinea, Junk man, Shoeshine boy,
Elevator operator, Table cleaner at Horn and Hardart, Slave voodoo, zombie Ubangi lipped,
Flat nose, tap dancin', Resident of Harlem
And president of The United States of Love
President of The United States of Love
shit
You invite this man to dinner
You're gonna have to feed him
Watermelon, hominy grits, An' shortnin' bread
Alligator ribs,
and pig tails,
Some Black Eyed Peas,
Some chitlins,
Some collard greens
And if you don't watch out, The boogie man will get you
Boo!
by D20Dicing May 19, 2023
Get the Colored Spademug. by Real God/Allah February 10, 2021
Get the Spadesmug. a bomb ass nonbinary hoe that i love
hey Spade, u valid as heck.
gives off very much older sibling vibes.
hey Spade, u valid as heck.
gives off very much older sibling vibes.
by aaaaaaaaakms December 16, 2021
Get the Spademug. by Skræller May 26, 2020
Get the Spade Pæmpmug. Buuuuut...
Hym "A spade is a spade. I'm gonna call it like I see it and I'M GOING TO BE CORRECT! You fucking shill. You shilled so hard. You sholled so hard only to look like a fucking retard the second the blew up those fucking aid trucks! It took them 3 tries! They shot the first truck. 2 people escaped. Got into a second truck. They blew up THAT truck. 3 people survived. THEY got into a THIRD truck. And the Jews blew up THAT ONE TOO! Even before that! Even before that when they send aid and then started shooting into the crowd. Like some medieval currency. If you're going to pretend to be me the least you could fucking do is not make me look like a fucking retard. Fucking pathetic."
by Hym Iam April 8, 2024
Get the A spade is a spademug. by marcotoa January 20, 2025
Get the Spademug. A United States American southern colloquialism denoting a biracial person, black and red, meaning African and Indian, or American Indigenous.
*siblings moe & milcent rural Mississippi*
Moe: Yea, well papa doc nem is red spades.
Milcent: Papa got injun blood?
Moe: Sure as God is good.
Milcent: That means we got it.
Moe: I’d reckon.
Moe: Yea, well papa doc nem is red spades.
Milcent: Papa got injun blood?
Moe: Sure as God is good.
Milcent: That means we got it.
Moe: I’d reckon.
by SkymMilk April 7, 2024
Get the red spademug.