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Roman Soldier

When someone is sleeping (more than likely from drinking a lot) and you put your penis over their nose to resemble the nose guard on a Greco-Roman Soldier’s helmet.
Jill got owned last night when he got the Roman Soldier by Jack last night!
by RobSisRex March 24, 2008
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soldier day

A day spent fulfilling obligations and responsibilities immediately following a night of heavy drinking and/or abusing other substances
Bro1: "Dude, don't you have band practice tomorrow at 6am?"
Bro2: "Sure do. Just pour me another shot. Straight soldier day."
by anon02279er October 7, 2012
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Sober Soldier

A person who remains sober at a party to ensure the safety of their friend by preventing them from commiting stupid acts involving violence, drugs and sex.
Bro heading out to an acid party with mona can you be my sober soldier?

sure bro!
by PMOSLICE December 16, 2009
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Tainted Soldier

When you take a handful of sweat from between your balls and your ass and slap it on your partner’s face like war paint.
My partner said that the sexual maneuver was too risky so I gave her a tainted soldier and called her my warrior!
by mrmojorisin880 February 26, 2019
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The unkillable soldier

Sir Adrian Carton de Wiart served in the Boer War, World War One and World War Two. In the process he was shot in the face, losing his left eye, and was also shot through the skull, hip, leg, ankle and ear that is how he got the name unkillable soldier
by A ghost from Scotland June 10, 2022
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Modern soldier

Absolute hottie. He has lots of money too
by Sexhaver123 April 22, 2021
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Little soldier

by HelloKittySloth June 22, 2016
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