little soldier

Slang term for a penis.

After watching porn for a while, my little soldier was standing at attention.

by Wiseman July 25, 2006

Little soldier

A guy's ding dong wing wang

I met his little soldier last night.

by HelloKittySloth June 22, 2016

little soldiers

1. Your ball sack
2. Your penis

My little soldiers were attacked by Vincent.

by Annonymous March 17, 2005

little soldier saluted

This refers to the guy you're making out with sustaining an erection.

Barry and I were just necking, you know; and his little soldier saluted.

by Big Sky Heidi August 2, 2010

time to salute the little soldier

This is when your boyfriend first shows you his penis, and politeness requires that you simultaneously act amazed, impressed, and pleased by its size and girth.

It's our fourth date; which in North Dakota means Showtime! Time to salute the little soldier. I just hope it can stand attention.

by Banana Oil December 22, 2009

beat the brains out of the little soldier

To jerk-off purely out of sheer sexual frustration or desperation.

"Man, that ho at the club was grinding on me for like two hours, then she left with my friggin' roommate! I gotta' go beat the brains out of the little soldier!!!"

by richard vendor October 22, 2012

Little Soldiers Mud Bath

When a man squats over the woman’s mouth, and releases a wave of steamy goodness from his anus into the woman’s mouth, after which he “throat fucks that bitch”.
(Can also be Done By two males)

John Told me that the "Little Soldiers Mud Bath" is a great way to impress and excite your peers

by Butt_squirts_4_life February 17, 2009