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Wangular Softitude

That thang where yo' tally whack got no jive. Ya dig?
Slap mah fro. Lemont got some smack dayom wangular softitude. ya meen?
by Ross P. September 27, 2003
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Fabric softener kid

This term is used when wanting to talk about a kid who is being a little retard in public, while not offending them or the mother. The play on words is derived from the following:

Fabric Softner --> Downy --> down syndrome --> retard.

since it is no longer socially acceptable to call a kid a retard, or claim they have down syndrome; this term works well because it is perfectly private, and no one knows what the fuck your saying.
-" Did you see that kid knocking over all those glasses in the Vogue Optical?"
-"yeah, either he's got bad parents or hes a fabric softener kid."
by vallada November 4, 2009
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Sootie

A dirty girl - one that is so dirty that 'sootie' is the only accurate way to describe her
Originated in Bermuda

Circa 2017
Bruh, that girl is a sootie!
by cjmoney September 3, 2018
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Soften the blow

When starting a blow job you stick out your tounge and support the dick as it slides in your mouth, thus softening the transition from dry dick to deep throat.
I had her soften the blow before I throat fucked her.
by What's up bitch my name's jake November 22, 2020
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Sofie

Sofie is a person who is as cute as Min Yoongi when he pouts. She Is also a very dangerous person because of her adorable charms. The word is used when you want to murder someone. Because Sofie murders everyone with thoose cute looks.
- Hey lets pull a Sofie!
- Ur like a Sofie.
by Emmem January 11, 2022
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sofieguts

A groomer (she is a minor) who takes advantage of people whom she “dates” and tells them about vivid and wet dreams about pegging them. She even gave some people sexual trauma
“How is sofieguts not banned yet?”
by StrawberryCrepe April 22, 2022
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Social Softener

A person brought into important business meetings to help soften the tone and diffuse anxiety.

This person often asks the introductory personal questions of the guests: What sort of drink would the guest like, how was their drive, did they find parking all right, would they like to use the bathroom before the meeting, how is their family, what a nice tie they are wearing, isn't the weather lovely...
"Even though she acted as the Social Softener, she was actually the true decision maker of the deal."
by Mamahipster October 23, 2011
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