Social Media

Online networks where both adolescents and young adults go to express one of two statements:

1) "I'm complaining about my boring, shitty life." Used as an alternative to actually making life interesting.

2) "Look how superior my boring, shitty life is to your boring, shitty life" Used to passively belittle the only 250 people the individual knows.

Also used by middle aged adults mostly to post pictures of cats.

Popular websites are Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.

Person 1: "I'm insecure about my life so I will post a picture on the social media site Facebook, of me having a great time. Although, most of that time was pretty shitty."
Person 2: *sees picture* "Wow, my life is pretty shitty compared to theirs."

Person 3: "I hate my job because I'm uneducated and nobody ever taught me how to work hard. I think I will tweet about it on the social media site Twitter, so maybe people will pity me."

Person 2: *reads tweet* "At least my life isn't that shitty."

by I Hate my Generation December 16, 2013

social headlock

Getting monopolized at a party by a boring person that just won't let you go.

No, I didn't see Dale drop his pants, Faye had me in a social headlock most of the night.

by puddykast August 7, 2009

Social Points

Points you score when initiating a conversation with a group of people to whom you feel an irrational connection with

I'm gonna go over there and ask Ricardo about senior classes just to score some Social Points

by -quietplease- April 12, 2010

Social Fruitfly

Like a social butterfly, without any charm or beauty. An unwanted pest.

My manager is a social fruitfly. All he does is talk and never does any work.

by angry social worker July 10, 2010

Social Notworking

The practice of spending time unproductively on social-networking websites, especially when one should be working.

Joe - Hey, Mark is constantly updating his Facebook status, does he not have any work to do?

John - His company obviously doesnt realise how much Social Notworking he is doing!

by Bushbrother January 12, 2009

Social Lubrication

1.The act of consuming alcohol in order to prepare oneself for interaction with other humans, especially in unfamiliar situations.

2. An excuse.

I can't get to the party untill I get a little social lubrication.

by FluffyMcMansack April 3, 2010

social bottom

Someone who never organizes social gatherings, but instead waits for someone else to organize. "Bottom" here is a reference to the submissive role during sex, especially in the gay community. A social bottom is submissive in a social context.

Have anyone chosen a restaurant? Nobody? Do I have to do it again? Ugh. I'm surrounded by social bottoms.

by sneeper October 3, 2013