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Skeet Skiing

Skeet Skiing is the most outdoorsy sexual position of all. A male and preferably 3 females engage in a four-some. The male is standing at the end of the bed with all three females laying on the bed. The first woman is laying on her back, the middle woman is on her stomach blowing the man, and the third women is laying on her back. The male thrusts in and out of the middle woman's mouth while banging the the first and third women with dildos or ski poles, (whichever is preferred), making a skiing motion in the process. Required to wear goggles during this postion
Male: Hey babe, round up some friends, I feel like Skeet Skiing today.

Female: Hey girls, lets find a good man wants to go Skeet Skiing with us.
by CampingFuckers June 1, 2020
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Shyeet

To yeet a shit(To throw or toss shit.), to yeet a shit out of your butt really hard.
My dog shyeeted on my carpet, what a mess, what a mess.

I had a bad Taco-Bell and I shyeeted it out of my butt on that public bathroom toilet.
by Caterson September 5, 2020
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skeeter gooch

An obsessive stalker with exactly all the opposite of what a person they are stalking would consider someone worth hanging out with by choice.however they do this on purpose cause they are seriously super geniuses acting those ridiculously undesirable ways that they created for one individual personally different for everyone.worst part is,you won't know what you did you can't see them and cannot shake them off any time with anything can't hurt their feelings unless they pretend you did but with something that you say that the fake emotional reaction reacted on and you can't find them to poke out an eye and they won't hesitate to remind you that you missed a spot shaving your ass crack last night..in other words the new age best friend you learn to jerk off too that's all you can do....
I DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO THAT SKEETER GOOCH!!!I SWEAR MAN!!!why do I have to deal with stage 10 clincher!!!
by NACuvSRO November 30, 2020
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Skeeter fucker

Wesley is a real Skeeter fucker. He really loves soccer.
by SkeeterJeeter July 21, 2021
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Skeetercore

any sad wannabe military/jrotc actions or ideas that are just depressing or embarrassing to the general populace
P1: “did you hear about the guy who busted his chin at the gym?” P2: “no, how did it happen?!” P1: “he fell using an ab roller” P2: “that’s so skeetercore”
by CA2023 July 10, 2023
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tweet skeet

1) someone who tries to advertise porn via twitter
2) a spam account on twitter that is worth the literal equivalent of week old jizz

Much like how you can catch STDs from skanky people in real life, you can catch yourself some nasty computer diseases from everyday little tweet skeets.
1) balkrykjhg: Hilton,Briteny,and many more celebs, naked
2) oiugeskgh43: I MADE THOUSNDZ ON TWETRR!! link link link

"All my followers are tweet skeets... I need friends."
by suyinmei August 22, 2009
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skype skeet

Busting a nut at your webcam with the goal of making it seem like you are trying to cum on your skype partner's face.
I wanted to keep her in the habit of receiving my loads so I skype skeeted her every night while she was gone. Good thing it wasn't my computer.
by 1129 October 24, 2011
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