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skateboard 

Stupid thing people use when they hate life. Also consist of lame ass clothing.
I hate life I'm gonna go skateboard
skateboard by UNCTarHeel612 January 31, 2005

skateboarding 

Probably one of the dumbest sports made. A piece of wood being thrown around a foot off the ground isn't much of a "sport" to me. Cheerleading is more of a sport than this pathetic excuse of a sport. And will someone please tell me the logic behind the name. What part of skateboarding involves "skate" or "skating".? I mean i get the boarding part cause there on a board but in no way does this sport closely resemble skating. I'm from Canada and I'm pretty sure I know what skating looks like and thats the farthest thing from it. They should change the name to woodpusher, it would make a lot more sense.
"I want to try a sport where it requires little intelligence and any pansy can do, so i started skateboarding"
skateboarding by B-rent15 October 10, 2007

german skateboard 

also known as the fingerboard, like a tech deck, but greater quality and amazing craftmans ship
do you like my new german skateboard? its the latest fingerboard technology.

skateboarding 

Pretty cool sport and all but how the flip is doing an ollie expressing your distaste for the conservative government...
examples are flipping stupid

skateboarding
skateboarding by guyguyguyguy December 29, 2006

skateboard to eye guy

term used by skateboarding community to refer to a kid who has a black eye or the skate board hit there eye this term comes from the show bill nye the science guy a popular science program on tv
this term arose and started in southern california from here it was mentioned in a popular video on the internet called "beard no beard"
from here the term arose and became popular and is often used in the skating community on the east side of the United states
yo dude i pulled a skateboard to eye guy today at the park i was trying to do a kick flip and the board kicked under me and got me in the eye

Pokemon Skateboarding 

A term that greatly disrespects skateboarding/skateboarders.
Skater: Sup kid, you skate?

Kid: Nah... I represent Pokemon Skateboarding.