fap me sideways

To be fapped (masturbation) sideways(in a line like this | )

"well fap me sideways and call me daffyd thomas"

by Dankyhughes November 19, 2015

Well fuck me sideways and call me George

Kinda like "Ill be dammed" just funnier

Guy 1:"Dude it worked!"
Guy 2:"Well fuck me sideways and call me George"
Guy 1:"Wait, what?"

by kinkysauce September 24, 2018

shit me sideways

Exclamation, Expression of Suprise.
Coupled with Bugger me sideways

"Really? Fuckin' hell Shit me Sideways mate I didnt know that"

by DougieD April 23, 2005

sidewalk slammer

Bay Area Based drink common with punk kids. A 40oz of Mickey's/Old E drunken halfway down with a can of Sparks mixed in.

I just killed two sidewalk slammers.

by Das Nekroripper 510 Bluh February 11, 2008

Tuscan Sidewinder

You dip your cock in extra virgin olive oil, then tomato sauce, sprinkle oregano, and romano chesse. Thwap dick in her mouth.

Kevin gave Cooper the Tuscan Sidewinder after the Italian Festal in the North End. That's AMORE!!!

by JET12345 May 16, 2008

sinead

a really cool girl. they generally have a love for emos. can be found in most scene places. they are very good looking and have a great scene of humour and personality.
they are generally the radest girls around.
=

person 1- omfg that girl is such a sinead.
person 2- yeah but nowhere as cool as the original sinead!

by pipha August 3, 2006

siewert

one who is amazing,nice,crazy,and full of life.

of course beautiful and everyone wishes they had one.

also, they are light skinned and is talented

That must be a Siewert!

by Marrisa February 22, 2008