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Simpulated

When a woman is manipulating a #simp for profit or personal gain for less than simp-wage.

credit - collin. s
"Damn Frost, you're being simpulated by that bitch. Are you even making simp-wage for all that effort"
by chodemode 39 September 7, 2020
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simul-tetris

A contracted version of the word "simultaneous" used by announcers of Classic Tetris matches when both players score a tetris, well, simultaneously.
A simul-tetris for Greentea and Joseph; they are on-pace, exactly with each other.
the dude commentating saying stuff like "simul-tetris" i'm dying tho lmao
by Smartkid123456789 October 24, 2020
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stimulant check

hey yo i just got my stimulant check
by stimmycheck420 March 13, 2021
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Sioulas

Sioulas is very talented at many sports such as basketball also sioulas can 11-0 kris at 1v1 whenever he wants
Sioulas is also being defined as big dick siou
by Big dick siou November 22, 2021
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Simusaey

A simusaey is a man that experienced the very unfortunate event of Balkan racism mode after losing a match in roblox football against a man of colour. Because of this, he developed Lithuanian ball cancer which made him die in about 85 hours, 36 minutes, 98 seconds, 105 ping and 12 beagle hounds. Some accounts say that he was also a beagle hound at the site of his death.
That guy is a simusaey, he had intercourse with my step dog.
by Green Testicles January 15, 2022
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External Stimulatory Gland

In short - Male penis or Female Clitorus

Also pre fix with "Internal" Male Prostate or Female G-spot

Term to be used in puplic,work,professional environments when subtleness is key.
Jane: Hey, what did you and Bill do last night?
Amy:We watched a movie .... and today my External Stimulatory Gland is sore

Tim: Norm, Want to grab lunch today?
Norm: Naaa , I can't, my secretary needs me to work on her external stimulatory gland.
by TheReal Boo-urns August 5, 2011
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Mizumaki Simura

A chat room chick who is awesome and seems to be an anime character. An Oc, who trolls and if encountered should be treated as if she was a guy. Rare sightings of this creature have been reported on chat rooms as terrifying hilarious and annoying. Usually vms, and is sometimes referred to as vm queen. Also does not do drugs but gets very hyper.
Mizumaki Simura is so annoying!

Don't be a mizumaki

Everyone loves a mizumaki Simura!

Oh hail the vm queen!
by Mizumaki Simura - Cusa1412 December 24, 2012
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